Rapidly Looming “Knife Fight In A Phone Booth” Election Sees America Preparing For War
A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting spokeswoman Maria Zakharova having stated: “We are not losing hope that common sense will slowly start prevailing after the elections and that Washington will finally realize that betting on further propagation of anti-Russian myths doesn’t hurt us as much as it serves to further fuel political passions and whip up atmosphere of distrust in American society”, says this sentiment longing for peace comes at the same time Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is comparing this election to a “knock-down drag-out knife fight in a phone booth”, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has just made a frightening proclamation saying: “I feel confident Joe Biden will be president…whatever the end count is”—that explains why the leftist publication Atlantic put out their distorted article “Why the 2020s Could Be as Dangerous as the 1850s” depicting this election as being the hinge that will lead to civil war, and why the conservative publication PJ Media put out their article “Democrat-Run Hellholes Prepping for Election Night Violence Because Of Course” that says of this election “it is impossible to avoid thinking or talking about what sort of mayhem will ensue”—all of which has leftist social media giant Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg warning of the potential for civil unrest as votes are tallied in an election he says will be a test for his social network—thus leaving HBO comedy news host Bill Maher as being one of the few voices of sanity being listened to by these leftists—who during his programme, that aired a few hours ago, listened to his deluded leftist guests cheering Biden’s coming victory, then afterwards told them: “You sound like the panels I used to have on right before the last election. … You guys are whistling past the graveyard”—after which he made up a new rule saying: “No matter which side wins on Tuesday, let’s skip the civil war and go right to reconciliation…Thirty-four percent of the voters believe there will be another Civil War within the next five years and I’d like to remind them of one thing: America is a family and the definition of family is people who hate each other without resorting to violence…We have to see each other not as mortal enemies but rather merely as roommates from hell…If we want to simply exist, we’re going to have to find a way to work together. … So let’s not have a civil war with the Trumpers…We’re no good at war and they’re no good at being civil…So please, whatever happens Tuesday, let’s find a way to live together…We have to — because no other country will take us”. […]
