FBI

Russia Issues US-EU “Terror Alert” After “Terrorist Incident” At American Swiss Consulate

The issuance this afternoon of an unprecedented US-EU “terror alert” travel notice for Federation citizens is “directly related” to the mysterious closing of the American Consulate in Zurich, Switzerland, after a “terrorist incident” occurred there within an hour of Germany’s government collapsing—and that became even more alarming to the MoFA after the Federal Security Service (FSB) reported that all communication links established between them and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), in 2014, by then FBI Director James Comey had “ceased to exist”.  […]

Donald Trump

Trump Restores US-Russian Com-Links After Moscow Warns “Deep State” Of “Unacceptable Damage”

Within one hour of President Putin ordering Chief of the General Staff Valery Gerasimov to issue a blunt warning to the American “Deep State” that Russia’s strategic nuclear forces are capable of inflicting “unacceptable damage” against any aggressor, including those possessing anti-missile weapons—Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov received an urgent notification communication from US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson advising Moscow that President Trump had authorized the immediate restoration of communication links between the MoD and US military forces in Syria—and that is a critical move due to the “old guard globalist world order” nearing its soon expected death. […]

Clinton Foundation

Putin Sounds Alarm After Hillary Clinton “Deal” For Russian Masterspy “N” Nears Total Exposure  

A fascinating Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details a lengthy exchange held during today’s meeting between Members President Putin and Chairwoman of the Council of Federation Valentina Matviyenko wherein “alarms” were expressed relating to recent communications held between Chairwoman Matviyenko and former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Matviyenko and Clinton are long time comrades) regarding the 2010 “deal” made between Russia and the Obama regime for the release of Masterspy “N”—and who was previously identified as being Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) “deep cover operative” Lidiya Guryev—whose now legendary exploits allowed her to penetrate the most secure regions of the American government to such an extent, a widely popular US television series, titled “The Americans”, was created in her honor.  […]

CIA

CIA Breaks All Ties With UK After MI6 Shock Reveal Proves Las Vegas Shooter Was US Spy

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has severed all intelligence sharing ties with the United Kingdom that had been in force for nearly 75 years since they began during the darkest days of World War II in 1943—and that was in retaliation for Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) (commonly known as Military Intelligence Section 6—MI6) “darknet” release of shocking documents proving that Las Vegas “patsy shooter”, and known CIA gun runner, Stephen Paddock’s long time “girl friend”, Marilou Danley, was, in fact, an American spy. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Russia Issues “Fake News” Alert After 14 US Special Troops Obliterated In Syria

According to this report, between 24-26 September, MoD intelligence operatives “tracking/tracing” the movements of the top leadership of the Ha’yat Tahrir al-Sham radical Islamic terror group in Syria reported that they had all been gathered for a meeting with their US Special Forces handlers in the Idlib Governorate of Syria—but that was quickly ended, just hours ago, when Aerospace Forces completely obliterated this meeting site killing five Ha’yat Tahrir al-Sham field commanders identified as Abu Sulman al-Saudi (chief of southern sector in Idlib Governorate), Abu al-Abbas Anadin (emir on financial issues), Abu Hasan (adviser to military minister Abu Muhammad al-Djulani), Walid al-Mustafa (aide to spiritual leader Abdallah al-Muheisni) and Abu Mudjagid (sharia judge)—along with their US Special Forces handlers that could have numbered as high as 32, or 37.  […]

Cloak and Dagger

Massive Cover-up Begins After “Final Proof” Shows Atomic Bomb Traded To US For Nazi Safety

Thuringian resident Clare Werner, who, on 4 March1945, testified that she was standing on a nearby hillside when she witnessed an explosion in a military training area near the town of Ohrdruf—and who stated: “It was about 9:30 when I suddenly saw something … it was as bright as hundreds of bolts of lightning, red on the inside and yellow on the outside, so bright you could’ve read the newspaper. It all happened so quickly, and then we couldn’t see anything at all. We just noticed there was a powerful wind…”—and who further complained of “nose bleeds, headaches and pressure in the ears”. […]

CIA

US Begs Russia For “Mercy” In Syria After Germany Opens American War Crime Investigation

Syrian President Assad himself, this report details, exposed this “critical flaw” in US foreign policy in 2015 when he stated: “Western propaganda has, from the very beginning, been about the cause of the problem being the president. Why? Because they want to portray the whole problem in Syria lies in one individual; and consequently the natural reaction for many people is that, if the problem lies in one individual, that individual should not be more important than the entire homeland. So let that individual go and things will be alright. That’s how they oversimplify things in the West.” [And that’s why the media deceives the public into thinking that all of our problems, from sexism to racism, can be fixed by removing President Trump.] […]

Cloak and Dagger

US Explodes After Russian Company Closes “CIA Backdoor” Embedded In All Microsoft Software

The Ministry of Industry and Trade (MINPROMTORG) states that the United States has “exploded” with “anger and retribution” against Russian and United Kingdom based Kaspersky Lab after its experts discovered a “backdoor” (that bypasses a computers customary security mechanisms) embedded by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) into all Microsoft software products—and who after doing so, these same Kaspersky Lab experts then issued a “protective patch” (that fixes computer security vulnerabilities) to “close” this CIA “backdoor” from ever being opened again.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Russia Kills 3 CIA Spies After “Most Powerful Bomb In World” Obliterates ISIS Command Bunker

A “special weapons attack” conducted by the Russian Air Force (AiF) in the Deir ez-Zor Governorate of Syria completely obliterated one of the Islamic State’s (ISIS/IS/ISIL/Daesh) most critical command-and-control centers killing over 40 of this terrorist groups leaders—most importantly being the US-trained ISIS “Minister of War” Gulmurod Khalimov, and who was killed along with 3 of his American Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) “handlers”—with eyewitnesses to this event describing an atomic bomb like explosion that could only have resulted from the use of the world’s most powerful bomb—known as the “Father Of All Bombs”.  […]

Cloak and Dagger

US Issues Pacific Ocean War Warning After USS John S. McCain Attack Ready To Be Blamed On Russia

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]

Cloak and Dagger

War Fears Rise After US Bans All Russians From Entering America For First Time In History

According to this report, at 9:00 AM local time (MSK/+0300 UTC), the US State Department notified the MoFA that as of 23 August the United States was suspending all visas to Russian citizens seeking to visit the United States except those seeking to immigrate (of which there are none)—and that on 1 September, the US Embassy in Moscow would be the place where visas will be issued with all of the other US consulates in Russia having their visa services “suspended indefinitely”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Holocaust Fears Rise Again After Jewish Peoples Given Grave Warning That “Europe Is Lost”

Federal Agency for Ethnic Affairs (FAEA) is advising the Security Council (SC) that the Federation take immediate steps to prepare for what it states is a looming “genocidal crisis” (Holocaust) relating to the European Union’s (EU) entire Jewish population—a warning, also, echoed by the Chief Rabbi of Barcelona Meir Bar-Hen who has just warned his congregation that “Europe is lost” and all of its Jewish peoples are “doomed”.   […]

Donald Trump

Flashback: Trump Convenes Emergency Meeting After ANTIFA Leftists Confirmed Training In Venezuela

President Donald Trump has convened all of his top national security officers for an emergency meeting at his secure Camp David military protected complex after his receiving firm evidence that a leftist-communist American terror organization named ANTIFA is training several hundreds of its forces in Venezuela—and who are the paramilitary wing of the Democratic Party and whose stated goal is the violent overthrow of the United States government.  […]

Cloak and Dagger

US Media Plunges Into Epic Meltdown After Trump Downs Top FBI “Swamp Monster” Peter P. Strzok

An (SVR) report is describing the entire leftist American “fake news” propaganda media establishment as having gone into “total meltdown” after forces loyal to President Donald Trump downed their first major “Swamp Monster” this week—and whom the SVR has identified as Peter P. Strzok II, who until yesterday was the chief of the counterespionage section of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) assigned to the team headed by Special Counsel Robert Mueller investigating the totally discredited Russian hacking meme—and with Strzok II now placed in the FBI’s human resource section holding a desk with no duties assigned to him.   […]

Cloak and Dagger

Russia Stunned After Obama’s Private Interpreter Revealed To Be At Donald Trump Jr. Meeting

According to this report, of the now estimated 8 people to have attended this meeting between Trump Jr. and Veselnitskaya in June 2016, was Anatoli Samochornov—who until last week was listed as a Project Managerfor the US State Department’s Meridian International Center, and one of whose “central/main” duties was acting as an “interpreter at high level UN and private sector meetings for the Secretary of State and other VIP’s”. […]

Entertainment

Penis Suicide Rates Explode After CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Comparisons

CNN Chief Jeff Zucker was never easy on the eyes, but now a rash of penis suicides has hit the nation as male genitals are bullied online with taunts of “Jeff Zucker head”, “Butt Fucker Zucker,” “Zuck face”, “CNN is Fake News!”, “CNN is ISIS!” and “Mother Zucker” that in best case scenarios, only resolves with years of therapy; but in worst cases, ends in suicide and tragedy. The report, “Penile Suicide and Jeff Zucker’s Ugly Bitch Ass Face: A Twin Tragedy” was conducted by the University of Jeff Zucker Can Go Fuck Himself, and just published today. […]