Thousands of rockets, only 6 dead. It defies belief that had this been on our soil, any American would accept an air strike on a crowded hospital where a gunman, a target more lethal than a blind rocket, was hiding. Even they must know the collateral damage would kill far more innocents than the bullets a clip in a hand gun could hold. […]

Neil deGrasse Tyson gets stumped by Katy Perry, the smartest girl in the world. PewDiePie delivers once again.

Perry: Is math related to science?

[crickets]

Tyson: Most people who could be born, will never be born. Will never even exist.

Perry: Like sperm…

Tyson: Well, sure, yeah yeah-

Perry: But it’s science!

Tyson: The rest don’t.

Perry: So where do they go?

Tyson: They’re dead!

Later, Perry waxed philosophical.

Perry: I wanna become a scientist now.

Tyson: NO! uh, we need you, we need you on the stage. When you’re done on the stage then we’ll take you in.

Perry: I might be done on the stage.
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The Chinese New Year—the Year Of The Pig—starts tomorrow, February 5th and sets up this year to be a year of bounty, where people can feed at the trough to their heart’s content, Asian secret society sources say.  The Year Of The Pig or Boar is associated with the hours 9-11 at night, which means the world is also set to get truth and closure on the mass murder and attempted gold heist of September 11, 2001, the sources say. […]