After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted “I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country” an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed “death to America” and cried “I do not appreciate that Russian’s duplicity.” Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. “We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants.”
According to this report, in meeting earlier today with Vice President Pence and National Security Advisor Bolton before the East Asia Summit, a gravely concerned President Putin inquired of these top US officials as to why the United States was repatriating massive amounts of military equipment and arms from Europe, and if this unexplained action was related to President Trump mysteriously withdrawing from the world over this past week.
In stunned silence, this report continues, these two top US officials confided to President Putin that President Trump is now solely focused on upholding his oath to protect the US Constitution—and though their exact words remain more highly classified than this general report allows to be openly written about, a clue to what they revealed slipped through (deliberately we think) by this report noting that Vice President Pence said the words to Putin: “Donny knows what’s happening, too”. […]
According to Inside Syria Media Center, President Bashar al-Assad held on Thursday a summit meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Sochi during which talks dealt with the distinguished bilateral relations between Syria and Russia […]
The seven top US Senators and one top US Congresswoman summoned to Moscow by President Putin have completed their “lessons” in historic and modern Russian history given to them in St. Petersburg—and whose vital understanding of same is of such importance, no less than the peace of the world is at stake as Russia and Israel attempt to end the Syrian Civil War—while at the same time, the American economy hangs in the balance, too, should the Russian Central Bank carry through on its threat to dump its remaining US Dollar reserves. […]