New Scientific Consensus on Definition of Moron
Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists is that he is at best a semi-articulate sociopath and pathological liar. The consensus among geneticists is that he is a possible human/chicken hybrid; a Nazi experiment and a crime against humanity. Even among mad scientists, the same he cites to counter global warming evidence, the consensus among a delegation that went to his summer home on The Island of Dr. Moreau is that "Dr. Moreau just went too fucking far" in breeding Krauthammer, and that his island of mutant "Beast Folk" should be forever quarantined. […]