The Impious Digest Will Not Screen New Movie at Tom Hanks’ Home

Out of respect for the POTUS the film, “I’m a Pretentious Hollywood Fuck Who Thinks My Movies Are a White House Priority and National Treasure” will not be screened at Tom Hanks’ home.


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Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?