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By Mike Mulletino

MAJOR-LOSERS.COM COLUMNIST

“You’ve got to be fuckin kidding me”

Thats what I said when these internet guys told me the big news. My P.O. is gonna have a fucking heart attack when he hears this shit. I am still laughin over last time, when I came in and said “Ha ha, Mother fucker, I gots me a damn job” He still had to call Jeremy and verify the shit. Fuck, he was blown away, but wait till he hears “I got my own damn page-site, bitch”, ha ha, he is gonna shit in his shorts! Fuck that panty-waist bitch, and his fucking three-piece suit and elbow guards. You look like a teacher, motherfucker.

A couple of mike’s buddies talk about the new website

You heard the shit right. Pretty soon, its www.mikemulletino.com. Aint no shit. Apparently these internet guys and bitches are actually taking the time to read my shit, between star trek, or whatever the fuck those geeks do. What I am thinkin is, the site will have pictures of me, and my bitch (you know she wants the fame, and I gots to listen to her shit, if I don’t say something , so dont talk shit) and stories of me kicken people’s asses and shit. I’ll try to get pictures, but I dont want that shit comin up in court and shit. The pigs will fuck with me. They always do. But I was thinkin, some pics of the camaro, and of course, some 1/4 mile times… maybe some “tech tips” or some shit like that. Fuck.. I dont know… but it will be cool…

Those internet fucks said the shit will be up in a couple weeks, so thats pretty cool. Next time somebody talks some shit, I can say “YOU DIDN’T KNOW MOTHERFUCKER? GO TO WWW.MIKEMULLETINO.COM…” you get the point. Having my own website is the shit. Ain’t no other motherfucker that has shit like that in Walnut grove.. they aint even got any computers here, thats why people around here fuck with me. They dont know yet. But check out my site. Unless you’re a pig. I know the pigs will be checkin my shit, especially when I get a warrant. The pigs will fuck with me…

They always do…

Laters.

-Mike

Mike Mulletino is a former Columnist for Major-losers.com. He now lives in Forest Grove, Oregon, in the Rose Grove Trailer Park.. He can be reached by e-mail. He cannot be reached by phone, that shit’s been disconnected.


 

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