Scarlet, we paid u to act. Stfu about poltics

Mac Summer, 39, admitted to co-workers today that his greatest dream was to someday be so famous that porn stars will only remember him as the most memorable fuck they ever had. “I don’t care if they say I’m hung like a gnat and cum in two seconds, the very fact they have to boost their ego by saying they boned me would be the ultimate compliment.” […]

The entire government and peoples of Canada are cowering in fear today after Saudi Arabia made a not so subtle threat to conduct a 9/11 style attack on Toronto’s CN Tower by crashing a hijacked airliner into it—and whose true origins about involve the Saudi’s fear that Canada is about to expose their genocidal crimes against their minority Shiapeoples using hundreds of Canadian built armored vehicles—and that the “Deep State” is so in fear of the American people discovering the truth about, they’ve now descended upon the entire United States an “Internet Dark Age”.  […]

With former Trump campaign chairman Steve Bannon now declaring that the upcoming 2018 Midterm Election is, in fact, President Trump’s first re-election campaign, this report continues, these demonic globalists are preparing to hit Trump with everything they’ve got—to begin with a “hell storm” of global economic news coming this week showing how close the Western economy really is to collapsing, and that has global markets in fear of—most particularly due to Japan offering to buy unlimited bonds to prop up their markets, China’s economy nearing a total system failure, and the US housing market accelerating towards a collapse that will rival that seen during the 2007-2008 global economic collapse. […]