Agent Govniuk Exposed as Russian Agent/Hillary Alter Personality

[pullquote]Because “Agent Govniuk” blames everyone else for her mistakes, she cannot self-correct, so she continuously fails no matter how much she is assisted by political operatives and donors.[/pullquote]Dr. Pepe Le Frogg announced today that Hillary’s alter personality has been identified as “a Russian spy named Agent Govniuk,” a self-destructive splinter of her personality that loves to sabotage her life. Govniuk is Russian for a very naughty word, incidentally, that no respectable news organization would repeat.

It means “Agent Shit Head.”

This incredibly self-destructive alter, when in control, made sure she ran while under a criminal FBI investigation. It made sure she rigged the primary and sabotaged Bernie Sanders’ campaign and lost his supporters. It was responsible for her calling half of Americans racist, deplorables, irredeemables, xenophobes, and sexists. It made her ignore the swing states and blue firewall until it was too late. Because “Agent Govniuk” blames everyone else for her mistakes, she cannot self-correct, so she continuously fails no matter how much she is assisted by political operatives and donors.

“She gets furious, literally throwing  tantrums whenever anyone suggests she made a mistake. As a result, her closest advisers fear casting any blame on her as well, for fear of repercussions. Instead, they blame other parties and circumstances. This is even worse for Hillary, because it enables that self-destructive bent. Her press assets don’t help because they are extensions of her campaign, parroting excuses while avoiding any constructive criticism that would force her to self-correct. The establishment media is little more than the body we call Hillary Clinton, so it cannot presently self-correct either. Right now it’s the Russians she blames for her loss, ironically, because her alter is Russian. Before that it was fake news, FBI Director James Comey, President Obama, Bernie Sanders, racism, sexism in that order.”