A gravely concerning new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Russia’s biggest travel companies have suspended sales of tours to China due to the novel coronavirus outbreak, in line with earlier recommendations issued by the Federal Agency for Tourism (ROSTOURISM), says coinciding with this move was the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shock announcement that the Doomsday Clock has been moved closer than ever to its end point of global annihilation, and is now just 100 seconds to midnight—a Clock established in 1947 as a metaphor for threats to humanity from unchecked scientific and technical advances, most particularly nuclear war—and whose advancement towards oblivion comes at the same time the world’s two most powerful nations, the United States and China, are themselves reeling out of control—as in China its government has suddenly increased this mysterious viruses death toll by over 60% that’s led to over 70,000 screens going dark as China has just closed every single one of its movie theaters—a defensive move due to researchers warning that over 250,000 more people in China will be infected with this mysterious virus in 10-days—and whose epicenter of is the region surrounding the Wuhan National Biosafety Laboratory that is the only lab in China designated for studying dangerous pathogens like SARS and Ebola, that US biosafety experts warned about in 2017 over their fears that a virus could “escape” this facility—a warning well known about by the world’s top virologist Doctor-Scientist Guan Yi of the University of Hong Kong’s State Key Laboratory of Emerging Infectious Diseases, the discoverer of SARS who a few hours ago grimly declared about this mysterious virus: “This Time I’m Petrified”—a sentiment no doubt being shared by the citizens of the United States who are, likewise, petrified—but not because of this mysterious virus rampaging across the world, as they are being forced to watch in horror as the socialist Democrats in their country try to destroy it—a destruction masquerading as the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump to throw him off the ballot of the 2020 Presidential Election before he can be reelected—an actual coup overthrow attempt best described as “Trial By Stupid” because its socialist Democrat prosecutor House Impeachment Manager Adam Schiff can’t stop himself from attacking the US Senators judging this case—the latest example of which occurred when Schiff wrapped up his deluded presentation by angering Republican Senators with a fake news report claiming an anonymous Trump “confidant” had said any Republican Senator who voted against Trump would have their heads on pikes—an outright lie that “caused audible gasps to be heard throughout the US Senate chamber”—gasps most importantly coming from powerful Republican Senator Susan Collins, who shook her head angrily, mouthed the words “That’s not true!”, then crossed her arms over her chest in protest for the rest of Schiff’s speech—with Collins being joined by Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski saying about Schiff: “that’s where he lost me”—and Republican Senator James Lankford speaking for all of this colleagues and indignantly stating: “The whole room was visibly upset on our side…that’s insulting and demeaning to everyone to say that we somehow live in fear and that the President has threatened all of us”. […]