The Skull Fucking Bill of 2007
An Onion Video classic. U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent. […]
An Onion Video classic. U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent. […]
The world has just entered into “unprecedented territory” after Pakistan fighter aircraft shot down two Indian warplanes—that was followed by the Indian Air Force shooting down a Pakistani F-16 fighter jet—with the only known survivor of this lighting aerial battle, occurring just a few hours ago, being an Indian Air Force pilot who, upon his capture, was filmed being savagely beaten by Pakistani military forces to the outrage of the entire Indian nation—thus leading political analysts to fear that this incident is but a “prelude to global conflict”—that, in fact, is being masterminded by the United States who is bludgeoning China like a hammer in order to drag it into the India-Pakistan conflict as a means to keep the Chinese from being able to respond to the planned invasion of Venezuela that the US has amassed its special operation forces in Puerto Rico and US Army troops in Colombia in preparation for. […]
An alarming new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) [English] report circulating in the Kremlin today warns that the group of CIA-funded Syrian terror leaders flown into Washington D.C. yesterday have in their possession at least 37 FIM-92 Stinger shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles just given to them by the CIA under a “secret agreement”—and whose planned use of is a not-too-subtle “Deep State” retaliation threat to begin shooting down US passenger airliners—and is their response to loyal Trump forces exploding their “15 January” bombshell by providing top Republican Party leaders in the US Congress more than 1.2 million documents relating to the crimes committed by the Obama-Clinton regime—with even more expected within the coming days. […]
A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]
A troubling new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Turkey’s vow to create a peace corridor in Northern Syria with or without the United States—a vow reinforced by Turkish President Erdogan declaring a few hours ago that his military air and ground forces are preparing a combat operation to confront US troops in Syria in the lands East of the Euphrates—states that at this time, no American military response to this dire threat appears imminent—and is more than likely due to American military forces, instead, preparing to do battle in their own country—best evidenced by the thousands of elite US Army paratroop forces currently training to invade their nation’s capitol city Washington D.C.—who were joined 48-hours ago, on 3 October, by thousands of elite US Marine troops ordered to be activated on 19 October for a “National Emergency”—a domestic combat order specifically stating that this activation is legally based on THE ROBERT T. STAFFORD DISASTER RELIEF AND EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE ACT—but whose only use in history was in an episode of the House of Cards television series when fictional President Frank Underwood unleashed it to declare that Washington D.C. was a disaster area—which, in fact, is an apt description of what is now occurring there after Obama’s former CIA Director John Brennan threatened the Republicans in the US Congress that unless they threw President Donald Trump from power, they would no longer have a future—a threat Trump immediately responded to by ordering a massive cut in his National Security staff—that in plain speak means he just threw the CIA out of the White House. […]
by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal
In the early hours of 12 March the FBI federal police forces spread out across the entire United States to effectuate the arrests of 50 elite American citizens in what they called “Operation Varsity Blues”—whose main target was the “Deal Maker Of The Year For 2018” Gordon Caplan, the current Co-Chairman the powerful global law firm Willkie Farr & Gallagher LLP, the law firm long overseen by the close personal friend and adviser to Hillary Clinton named Susan Thomases. She described her role during the 1992 campaign to elect President Bill Clinton “as akin to that of an enforcer”, and afterwards was called “the Clinton administration’s King Kong Kibitzer”—with today her and her law firm being known as the “alleged kingpin of the Hillary network”. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
Ask yourself why The FBI would leak this intel that “Iran may attack the West coast….”
The answer is obvious. It’s to put into the minds of the masses that the next mass casualty event is at the hands of Iran.
How would Iran even be able to shoot a drone to California??? It’s
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: The United States government has now officially announced THE ROTHSCHILDS as official clients of Jeffrey Epstein.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL!!!!
Ezra A. Cohen
Israel is planning another false flag
Incoming attack on California from Israeli drones.

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