Courtesy
Why the fuck did you have a kid?
Sorcha Faal
Putin Orders Nukes To EU Doorstep After Obama Sides With Nazism In UN Vote
President Putin has ordered the immediate deployment to the Kaliningrad Oblast of the dreaded supersonic nuclear-capable Iskander mobile ballistic missile system and the feared S-400 air missile defence system as a “direct response” to President Obama joining with Ukraine as one of only 3 nations in the entire world to vote against the United Nations resolution condemning the glorification of Nazism. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.] […]
9/11
Trump Evacuated From White House After Massive 9/11 Spy System Discovered
A conversation held between Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson in Manila has revealed that President Donald Trump was ordered evacuated from his White House after it was discovered to be “riddled” with listening devices implanted throughout the entire mansion—and whose placements were purposed there to ensure that no evidence related to the 11 September 2001 (9/11) attacks on the United States would be discussed at any level. […]
Cloak and Dagger
Obama’s CIA Director Michael Hayden Said Ready To Flee To Ireland As FBI Closes In
Former Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Director Michael Hayden is in the process of purchasing a home for in Dublin, Ireland, where it is expected Hayden will soon flee in order to avoid arrest by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) for his leaking top-secret US government intelligence documents to reporters working for The New York Times in order to damage President Donald Trump. […]