Washington Post Rolls Out New “Kids Column” by John Podesta

Director Sergey Naryshkin was summoned to Washington D.C. this past week to meet with White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly, US Secretary of Defense General James “Mad Dog” Mattis and CIA Director Mike Pompeo—and who, during this historic meeting, provided SVR Director Naryshkin documentary proof proving that US Army General Joseph Votel, the commander of the United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), disobeyed a direct order from President Donald Trump when he shockingly appeared on the American cable news network CNN and threatened Turkish military forces in Syria—and where also during this meeting, these top US officials further stated that Trump is considering ordering the mass arrest of his “Deep State” enemies who are attempting to overthrow him in a coup. [ […]

“The heat is on, as the Bel Air fire in Los Angeles targets the Getty Center pedo underground base, while the fire in San Diego apparently targets U.S. Marine base Camp Pendleton,” note Pentagon sources.  Videos have emerged showing what appear to be laser beams coming from the sky and setting off fires.  Furthermore, buildings are being completely destroyed by fire, while trees standing next to them are unharmed. […]

Chris Cillizza makes a poignant plea after serious concerns over Clinton's health pop up around the world. Fine. Let's get back to the pay-for-play then? Pending perjury impeachment? But wait! It was Clinton herself who used her concussion, and the subsequent brain damage, to excuse events she couldn't remember in an FBI interview of July of 2016.

Speaking of medical intervention, Chris, your cognitive dissonance also requires immediate professional attention. Please step away from the keyboard, and pick up that phone RIGHT NOW. Operators are standing by at 1 800 GET CLUE. […]