Speaking of intervention, Chris, your cognitive dissonance also requires immediate professional attention. Please step away from the keyboard, and pick up that phone RIGHT NOW. Operators are standing by at 1 800 IMA CUCK.
There’s no shame in asking for help, but there is in questioning the sanity of others not sharing your affliction, you emasculated stooge. You are to journalism what explosive diarrhea is to a hot tub party.
Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
Interpol President Meng Hongwei opened an investigation into the suspicious activities of Hillary Clinton as it related to her fascination with obtaining information on acid throwing attacks—but that unexpectedly led to Meng disappearing and China then reporting that he had resigned his post, but whose terrified and tearful wife is now warning that he is in “great danger”—none of which actually surprised Russian intelligence officials as both Hillary and her husband Bill Clinton have been long time operatives of the Chinese communist government who put them into power in the first place. […]
"I have already intimated to you the danger of parties in the State… It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another; foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which find a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passion. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another." […]
As to the incredible secrecy and speed in which Anthony Weiner was processed by President Trump’s Department of Justice (DoJ), this report explains, is believed to be due to his becoming a witness to Hillary Clinton crimes and before he could be suicided or killed, and as evidenced by US Attorney Joon Kim only asking for a 21-27 prison sentenced, as opposed to the 10-year sentence Weiner was facing. […]