Speaking of intervention, Chris, your cognitive dissonance also requires immediate professional attention. Please step away from the keyboard, and pick up that phone RIGHT NOW. Operators are standing by at 1 800 IMA CUCK.
There’s no shame in asking for help, but there is in questioning the sanity of others not sharing your affliction, you emasculated stooge. You are to journalism what explosive diarrhea is to a hot tub party.
Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?