
VL BREAKING – EXCLUSIVE – CIA’s Robert Steele Re. Deep State

Robert Pattinson of "Twilight" fame had no comment after his unibrow walked off the set in a bitter contract dispute with producers refusing to recognize it as autonomous and sentient. Presently filming his new teen romance "Smell My Finger, Dudes", Robert had little to say except he can't resume filming until he stops waking up to this… […]
President Putin and Zhang Youxia, Vice Chairman of China’s Central Military Commission (CMC), were “shaken to their very core” [“Ничего себе!” exact phrase] during their meeting on Thursday (8 November) after receiving confirmation that President Donald Trump was moving in for a “kill shot” against his shadow government “Deep State” enemies by his unleashing over 2,400 auditors to conduct the first ever in history audit of the Pentagon’s over $2.4 trillion in assests—with the last time this ever came close to happening being on 10 September 2001—but that was swiftly followed 24 hours later when, on 11 September 2001, America was brutally attacked. […]
With the “Deep State” battle over Judge Kavanaugh reaching its climax, this report concludes, the catastrophic damage being done to these maniacal globalists the world over by President Trump sees no signs of abating, either—most particularly due to new bombshell evidence being released by the US Congress proving that Obama’s FBI directly colluded with Hillary Clinton to frame Trump for false Russian collusion smears in order to plant spies and place illegal surveillance within his campaign—and once fully known to the American people will, without a doubt, raise Trump’s level of popularity among his people even higher than the 50% mark it stands at now—thus proving him as being as powerful against these godless elites as was his national populist namesake from nearly two centuries ago President Andrew Jackson. […]
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