Just about everyone has seen this video of a nutty cat which just couldn’t stop flushing the toilet. What most people don’t realize, however, is that the original version had an ending to put everything in context. This was, indeed, a remarkably intelligent cat. Here it is.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham, "The English Roses," or Viagra spam. I do not like Madonna, ma'am. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like how you inquire. I hope you all die in a fire. […]
Upon the CIA advance team arriving in Nepal, this report says, SVR intelligence analysts recorded a “significant increase” in “dark web” communications emanating from the home of Peter John Dalglish—that culminated, during the first week of April, when he released to the “dark web” a video file code named “Frazzledrip”—that contains a scene of Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin taking the facial skin off a young girl child and wearing it over their own faces to terrify the girl—with Clinton and Abedin then killing the child and drinking her blood. […]