Tracy Morgan: “I am Joy Reid, y’all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!”

The FSB counterintelligence investigation into Major Dokuchaev, this report continues, revealed that he was taking his orders from FSB Colonel Sergei Mikhailov—who, in turn, was shockingly discovered to have been in secret communications with CIA Director John Brennanthroughout the 2016 US presidential election campaign—thus causing both Major Dokuchaev and Colonel Mikhailov to be arrested for treason by the FSB for their being agents of a foreign intelligence service against the national security interests of the Russian Federation. […]

It’s interesting to see Carl Reiner and Morgan Freeman essentially declare war on 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, which they need to convince before they can actually wage war against a thermonuclear power like Russia. By the way, Russia has more nukes, and modern ones now than we do. Their argument was that Trump and Bernie Sanders supporters were brainwashed by Putin’s Russian ads and social media bots to do something as un-American and unhinged as exercising their free will. It is really astounding that they can’t see how viscerally offensive that allegation is on its face. […]

So millions of white, black, Latino, Asian, male, and female Obama voters from 2012 simply didn't vote this year. They are as much to "blame" for Hillary's loss as the media generated stereotype of the racist, ignorant white mid-west male, but they can't rightfully be blamed at all. Had she gotten Obama's numbers, it would have been a slaughter, but then again, it's Hillary. You can't shame people into liking a turd, and fuck you very much for trying, Jeff Zucker. […]