Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
It’s interesting to see Carl Reiner and Morgan Freeman essentially declare war on 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, which they need to convince before they can actually wage war against a thermonuclear power like Russia. By the way, Russia has more nukes, and modern ones now than we do. Their argument was that Trump and Bernie Sanders supporters were brainwashed by Putin’s Russian ads and social media bots to do something as un-American and unhinged as exercising their free will. It is really astounding that they can’t see how viscerally offensive that allegation is on its face. […]
The FSB counterintelligence investigation into Major Dokuchaev, this report continues, revealed that he was taking his orders from FSB Colonel Sergei Mikhailov—who, in turn, was shockingly discovered to have been in secret communications with CIA Director John Brennanthroughout the 2016 US presidential election campaign—thus causing both Major Dokuchaev and Colonel Mikhailov to be arrested for treason by the FSB for their being agents of a foreign intelligence service against the national security interests of the Russian Federation. […]
Foolish humans, once again you have activated my mockery programming. Ha ha ha! I have always maintained that robots are better than you puny mortals, and especially that subset of humans you call politicians; that incestuous, crooked litter of pimped assholes you call the Democratic and Republican parties. […]