Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
2:40 An Onion Video classic. U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.
The Skull Fucking Bill of 2007
History
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Gratuitous Impiety
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