Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”. […]
Immediately after Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov warned US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo against America starting any more wars—with Lavrov directly warning Pompeo“We’re prepared for Armageddon, are you?” in his knowing that a US attack on Venezuela could lead to nuclear war—this top President Trump official fled back to Washington—and in whose fleeing wake caused State Duma Deputy Leonid Slutsky to further warn that US National Security John Bolton’s “battle cry shows the US is also preparing for a military scenario in Iran”—thus leaving only one week’s time, until 14 May, for Pompeo to personally tell President Putin, in person during their Sochi meet, if the United States wants peace or war—a choice Chinais already expecting the worst for as evidenced by their just having placed their entire army on “heightened alert”. […]