White House

February 2016

Hilldo Strap On Ready to Tear US Voters a New Asshole

By |February 4th, 2016

Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore!Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy style, any impudent calls for a meritocracy. With palpable excitement, she cheers the arrival of her latest strap on model, The Hilldo™ , after weeks of delay. Other upcoming variations include the larger Amy Poler and the Humadork 69. (Incidentally, dork is an informal reference for a whale penis.) Above, Hillary tests the self-lubricating Hilldo™  Bushlover 666, which features vibrating forklift action and jackhammer engineering.

March 2014

Be Wise as Serpents

By |March 31st, 2014

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus.

October 2013

White House Audio: Nixon Attended “Faggoty” Bohemian Grove

By |October 29th, 2013

NIXON: But it's not just the ratty part of town. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time--it is the most faggoty goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.

March 2013

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

By |March 10th, 2013

White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive […]

February 2013

Onion Video Classics

By |February 23rd, 2013

Onion Video Classics