Censorship

President Trump-PewDiePie Alliance Shakes Globalist World To Its Very Core

According to this report, at the same time President Trump is battling against the leftist medias favorite made up racial charge of being an anti-Semite, these mainstream “fake news” propagandists, likewise, launched a similar attack against PewDiePie—that is spectacularly backfiring and leading to a populist revolt against the “fake news” media among his tens-of-millions of supporters. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Hollywood Icon Robert De Niro Rushes To Trump After CIA Kills Top Autism Expert

Not just were Dan Olmsted’s articles about autism feared either, this report continues, but, also, his very person—and as evidenced by just weeks prior to his own death, he began receiving anonymous warnings threatening his life if he dared to meet with President Trump—soon after followed by the mysterious death of his sister’s ex-husband—and that on the day prior to meeting Trump (as if he knew what was going to happen) he cryptically wrote his own death message ending it with these words: […]

Cloak and Dagger

FBI Sweep Puts US Media In Terror As Trump Prepares To Jail Top Reporters

Knowing of what his own intelligence agencies were preparing to do against him once NBC News fired the “first salvo” against him, this report continues, Trump, aided by former US Army General Michael Flynn (who was the US military’s top spy master), deployed a classic “Canary Trap” maneuver against these “spy actors” and their journalist abettors—and that is a method for exposing an information leak by giving different versions of sensitive information to each of several suspects and seeing which version gets leaked. […]

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Trump Rushes CIA Medal To Saudi Prince Who Exposed US State Department Islamic Spy Ring

Of the most critical of information revealed by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Nayef to the CIA about this massive radical Islamic spy ring in the US State Department, this report notes, were “secretly obtained/made” telephonic recordings between the longtime Neocon (warmonger) American diplomat Elliott Abrams (who served in both the President Ronald Reagan and President George W. Bush administrations) and Chairman of the Senate of Pakistan Ghafoor Haideri—and whose Taliban forces have long supported the Muslim Brotherhood. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Trump Readies Massive Drone Strikes On Mexico As “Forces Of Death” Against Him Unite

Also being deliberately kept from the American people about what is now occurring, this report continues, is that shortly before the Obama regime took power in 2009, the United States Joint Forces Command (USJFC) (who is charged with anticipating global threats to the US) issued a grave report titled Joint Operating Environment 2008 that named Pakistan and Mexico as the nations whose governments are most likely to undergo what it termed “rapid collapse”.
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Cloak and Dagger

Is This Why Hollywood, Fake News Really Hates President Trump?

Intercepted encrypted communications between the Independent Republic of California Embassy in Moscow and Beijing showing that hundreds of top Chinese military and political “subversive operatives” have begun mass purchases of homes and buildings in Seattle, Washington in order to further their occupation efforts of Western America once war begins. Most critical to note of this China-Hollywood alliance, this report says, are that many numbers of American radical-leftist actors, actresses, singing artists, directors, producers, etc., are now being employed as couriers shuttling messages between Beijing and their Democratic Party communistic [socialist] allies through, at least, 13 corporations owned by Wang Jianlin, China’s richest man—and in order to escape US military electronic detection measures. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Pope Orders Knights Of Malta Destroyed For Loyalty To Trump After CIA Spies Arrested In Russia

Along with this joint SVR-FSB intelligence operation uncovering the CIA plot to launch a cyber attack upon their own nation, this report continues, it also unmasked two CIA paid operatives who were, also, working on this plot to destroy Freemason leader Trump by the creation of the “Russia won the US election” myth–Ruslan Stoyanov, the head of Kaspersky Lab’s investigations unit, and Sergei Mikhailov, a division head of the FSB, both of whom are now under arrest and charged with committing the grave crime of treason against the Federation. […]

Cloak and Dagger

America on The Brink As President Trump Prepares To Issue CIA Ultimatum

According to this report, with President Trump having been surrounded and protected by one of the largest private mercenary forces ever seen in the US, the CIA-led “Deep State” coup seeking his death, or destruction, to keep him from power has failed, thus preparing Trumpian forces, aligned with Obama regime deep cover intelligence operatives, to fulfill President John F. Kennedy’s vow to break this corrupt and demonic US spy agency “into a thousand pieces” and “scatter it to wind”—and that President Kennedy was publicly executed for attempting, and when President Richard Nixon attempted this too, he was ousted in coup. […]

Hillary Clinton

Profile in Courage: Local Man Talks Shit About Trump in Liberal Enclave

Dick Smegma, 26, took a courageous stand today by siding with the majority opinion in a deep blue state where everybody hates Trump.

“I’m no hero,” Smegma said humbly to a crowd of cheering Hillary supporters as they burned Trump in effigy. “But sometimes you have to be brave enough to dispense with the courage of your convictions, and side with whatever is popular with the crowd.”

At press time, Mr. Smega was last seen in a Trump rally talking all manner of shit about Clinton. […]

Fake News

MI6 REPORT: ISIS and McCain Exchanged “Dirty Sanchez” for Fake Trump Dossier

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]

Donald Trump

Spy Agencies Reveal State Entity Who Most Influenced Trump’s Win

“It was this moron,” said Director of National Intelligence Haywood Jablowme as he pointed to a slide of Hillary Clinton at a press conference earlier today. “That is the key state entity most responsible for influencing the election to favor President Trump. Putin didn’t tell her to run while under an FBI criminal investigation, or to call half of America irredeemables, deplorables, racists, sexists… The media narrative is that if only people didn’t know she was so corrupt and inept, she would have won. It’s as asinine as saying that if only people didn’t know the water was poisoned, we would have taken a drink and died, acting as if this was the logical desired outcome. So the impartial watchdogs who warned us of a clear and present danger are to be condemned? Fuck you.” […]

Donald Trump

Trump To Move 370 Elite Troops From Russia To Protect His Life, Family

Important to note about President-elect Trump’s American private security companies, this bulletin continues, is that XMark LLC specializes in the use of special forces troops, ASIT Consulting is one of the United States top experts on the importing of specialized weapons, and Ultra Electronics USSI has the reputation of being a global leader in the futuristic use of electronic and acoustic weapons—and when all combined under RBS Group leadership, presents one of the most formidable private mercenary armies the world has ever known. […]

Donald Trump

Media Erupts After Trump Eats a Burrito Without Their Permission

After a withering attack for eating a burrito without their consent, Donald Trump ordered a giant 6 foot burrito and appointed it Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself CNN. “He’s appropriating a cultural heritage,” cried CNN’s Don Lemon as his panel nodded grimly. “It’s dangerous and likely to exacerbate racial tensions.” Never one to shy away from controversy, PEOTUS Donald Trump immediately got himself a taco bowl, and washed the meal down with a vintage 2016 bottle of Rachel Maddow’s election night tears. […]