Abraham Lincoln

Trump Becomes Lincoln As New Civil War To Free America From Slavery Begins

An astonishing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today (reading as if it was written in 1860 instead of 2017) reveals that America’s Republican Party President Donald Trump has engaged in full assault upon his nation’s Democratic Party “slave masters” that echoes what that countries first Republican Party President Abraham Lincoln did in the mid 19th Century—where Lincoln, just like Trump today, had to battle these Democratic Party monsters to free the United States from the cruel yoke of slavery, but at the cost of a Civil War that left over 1 million dead. […]

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Critical Update: Trump Threatens to End Health Payments Unless There’s an Overhaul

According to this report, in a clear case of ignoring the old adage that “sometimes your neighbor’s history warns you which path never to follow”, American leftist-communistic forces have attempted to force upon the people of the United States a nationalized healthcare system—just like the Soviet Communists did in Russia beginning in 1917 when they destroyed the existing healthcare structure in Imperial Russia that worked for everyone, and replaced it with a nationalized system that failed everybody. […]

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Russia-EU Unite Against America As Trump Becomes Prisoner Of Mass Hysteria

According to this report (and as we reported on in our 23 July article New US Law To Remove Trump From Power And Declare War On Russia “Will Be Met By Force”), a new US law deceptively named Countering Iran’s Destabilizing Activities Act of 2017 has been overwhelmingly passed by the US Congress—but whose essence calls for the complete destruction of Russia’s mining, transportation, railway, natural gas and oil industries through a Western economic embargo—that not only seeks to destroy Russia, but the European Union too. […]

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New US Law To Remove Trump From Power And Declare War On Russia “Will Be Met By Force”

Under the US Constitution that provides for a tripartite (3 part) form of government equally dividing state power among the Executive Branch, Legislative Branch and Judicial Branch, this report explains, President Trump is the federal official primarily responsible for the relations of the United States with foreign nations—but should this new law pass this week, it would remove all such powers from the Executive Branch giving them, instead, to the US Congress—who shockingly in the final version of this bill takes Executive Orders signed by President Barack Obama and makes them law.

In 2014, this report notes, President Obama signed Executive Orders 13660, 13661, 13662, 13685, 13694 and 13757 imposing sanctions on Russia, which the Executive Branch has the power to do—but for the first time in American history, the US Congress, as the Legislative Branch, takes these Executive Orders signed by Obama and orders President Trump not to ever remove them—thus effectively negating his ability to conduct foreign policy. […]

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Trump Moves To Destroy CIA As US Forces Flood Into Syria Under Russian Protection

An intriguing Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that for the first time since President John F. Kennedy sought to destroy the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) over its disastrously failed Bay Of Pigsplot to overthrow the Cuban government in 1961, President Donald Trump has, likewise, moved against the CIA in destroying its Islamic terrorist “private army” in Syria—while at the same time US military forces continue to pour into this region under Russian air force protection. […]

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Russian Lawyer Who Met Donald Trump Jr. Survives Murder Plot Linked To US Senator McCain

A shocking new Federal Security Service (FSB) report states that the 11 July murder-suicide of former Ministry of Internal Affairs Colonel Anatoly Solomakhin that the Investigative Committee (SLEDCOM) had originally attributed to a “lovers crime” has taken on “critical/significant” importance after a Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) review of this officials emails revealed that he had received from a US Senate staffer of Senator John McCain a photograph showing the Moscow residence of Natalia Veselnitskaya—who is the Russian lawyer presently embroiled in a controversy involving her June 2016 meeting with Donald Trump Jr. […]

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Russian Lawyer Who Met Trump Son Had “Torrid Affair” With New York Times Reporter

Immediately upon the denial of Natalia Veselnitskaya’s parole letter to extend her stay in America, however, this bulletin notes, FBI Director James Comey’s US Department of Justice suddenly, and without notice, allowed her to stay in the US; during which time she not only met with Donald Trump Jr., but attended numerous US government functions and, most infamously, appeared in the front row of a hearing chaired by US House Foreign Affairs Committee Chairman Ed Royce sitting right behind the Obama regimes former US Ambassador to Russia Michal McFaul. […]

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Russian Lawyer At Heart Of Trump Probe Revealed To Be James Comey’s “FBI Snitch”

To the “true/real” facts regarding Natalia Veselnitskaya’s being allowed to enter the US, however, FSB analysts in this report detail, was that while she was negotiating the “snitch deal” between Petr Katsyv and FBI Director Comey, she too was recruited to be an FBI informant—and as evidenced by her receiving a lucrative contract from the McCain Institute arranged by one of its senior directors named David Kramer who was a former US State Department official—and that just 8 days after her meeting Trump campaign officials, David Kramer arranging for her to meet with the Obama regimes former Ambassador to Russia Michael McFaul. […]

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Trump Offers Photographic Proof of Election Meddling, Putin Silent

A stern President Trump met with President Vladimir at the G20 with irrefutable proof of Russian election meddling. “You put Debbie Wasserman-Schultz up to rigging the primary. Can you deny this is you celebrating with Debbie, Podesta, and Mook after you heard Rich died? Didn’t you rig the primaries against Bernie so you could continue with more uranium deals after you managed to get 20% of ours with Hillary? You secretly wanted her to win. It was the perfect set up. You continued to pay her through the Clinton Foundation and more deals would be made to undermine our nuclear deterrent. Podesta would be Secretary of State and he already had business worth 35 million in Russia. You’re busted, Mr. Putin.”

President Putin was speechless, and hung down his head in shame. “It was Podesta the Molesta’s idea.”

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Donald Trump

The Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and Trump

Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth.

“Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is bleeding all over  the table! We’re trying to eat here!”

Worse, not too long ago it was a bunch of creepy texts from Psycho Joe to the President, but this is a bit of an escalation. “Cry for help maybe?” the agent asked. […]

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Trump Offers To Restore “Russian Greatness” In Order To Stop Communist China Expansion

Most interesting to note too in this SC report is President Trump having told President Putin yesterday that that US bomber flyovers in both South Korea and the South China Sea, along with their planned testing of their THADD missile interceptor system, are meant as “warning messages” to China—and that Secretary Mattis reinforced yesterday by his countering the US “fake news” mainstream media narrative that war with North Korea was near by his stating: “I do not believe this (ICBM) capability in itself brings us close to war because the President’s b […]

Independent Press

Inspiring! Trump’s Fiercest Enemies Offering Helpful Twitter Advice

Eschewing their natural instinct to kill a political rival, Trump’s enemies in the establishment GOP and the Democrats gathered together to offer President Trump warm, helpful advice on how to improve his messaging, so he can beat the shit out of them again with even more alacrity in the next cycle. “We love you Donald! We just want you to do well and make our country prosperous and work with us on health care and the economy! We know this Twitter thing is how you got elected and that it is a direct line to your base, a nervous system of the Trump machine that shatters the false reality constructs of so-called rational thinking spawned from General Semantics, the linguistic human engineering of groomed elites…. You know, the same the Rhodes Scholar media uses to manipulate Americans.” […]

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Enraged President Trump To Unleash Global Trade War After EU Sentences Baby To Death

A sobering new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report says that President Donald Trump became so enraged after the European Human Rights Court (EHRC) ordered the immediate execution of a British baby before his parents could bring him to the United States for treatment, he overruled nearly all of his administration officials and ordered the unleashing of a global trade war against what he characterized as the “elite parasites on humanity”. According to this report, in the first recorded instance since Adolph Hitler’s October, 1939, euthanasia “Action T-4” programme (that called for the elimination of the incurably ill) was unleashed by Nazi Germany killing tens-of-thousands of defenseless human beings, the European Human Rights Court this week sentenced to death an 11-month old British baby named Charlie Gard while stating that this infants  continued treatment to sustain his life would cause “significant harm”—and in spite of his parents raising nearly $1.8 million to fly their ailing child to the United States where he could have received lifesaving treatment. […]

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In Brief: Pocahontas Rises from Dead to Sue Trump for Liz Warren Comparison

In a stunning development today, Native American legend Pocahontas rose from the dead in zombie form to file a lawsuit against President Donald Trump for defamation of character. “He has consistently compared Sen. Elizabeth Warren to me and I find that very hurtful and cruel. ‘Warren Face’ or ‘Ages With Warren’ is now a common taunt I must face among the dimmer circles. Mean little boys don cheap granny glasses and poke their fingers in the air to taunt the skinny girls, saying things like ‘I’m Warren Face Sacajawea’ or something.  I’m not even blonde, none of us are! No one likes to be compared to that yammering spinster and fraud.” […]

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Trump Prepares For Retaliation After USS Fitzgerald “Collision” Ruled “Act Of War”

The US Pacific Command (PACOM) is said to have stated that “hostilities are likely to soon occur” throughout the entire Sea of Japan region—and that the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) states is “directly related” to North Korea hacking the autopilot controls of a massive container ship, then crashing it into a US Navy destroyer killing, at least, 7 American sailors.  […]

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President Trump Annihilates Democrats Again As “Deep State” Clinton Mole Uncovered

Important to note about Special Prosecutor Robert Muller, this report details, is his long “hatred/disgust” with Hillary Clinton following her issuing to him (when she was the Obama regimes Secretary of State), on 16 August 2009, when he was FBI Director, a secret “action request” ordering him to hand over to the SVR a sample of highly enriched uranium (HEU) in a “secret plane-side tarmac meeting” in Moscow that violated all normal US and Russian protocols and procedures for the transfer of such deadly atomic materials. […]