students

President Putin’s just issued warning for Russian students living in Britain to “come home immediately” is due to increasingly “strong considerations” being discussed in Moscow to launch a nuclear first strike on the United Kingdom in order to stop this increasingly isolated Western nation from causing World War III—with the most discussed “method of attack” being a 10-kiloton blast from an Alabuga EMP Programme weapon over London designed to cripple the entire electronic infrastructure of the UK, while minimizing civilian casualties. […]

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today castigates the entire American school system apparatchik for their deliberately creating “sitting duck” students unable to defend themselves when attacked—and who stand directly opposed to their Russian counterparts who prepare their students to be “raging bears” trained in weapons use and able to stop any and all attacks upon their schools themselves. […]