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Putin Stole My Dildo

By |October 7th, 2016

When a pathological liar like Hillary calls anyone dishonest he is assumed honest by default. It is the boy who cried wolf effect. If her mouth is open, she is lying, and even if she is talking in her sleep she doesn't take a break. It wouldn't even help if you sewed her mouth shut, she would carry a white board and learn sign language to lie some more. Maybe Ben Carson or Jesse Jackson, who praised him for a lifetime of minority outreach and support, are both in the KKK as Hillary implies, I don't know, but it's great to see the Klan's black outreach program is working like a charm!

If Hillary Cooked a Baby and Drank its Blood, The NYT Would Call Her Iron Chef

By |August 28th, 2016

There are boy band fan pages with more critical perspectives of their false gods. These guys are pathetic.

Where’s Hillary? In Rio. Mystery Solved!

By |August 23rd, 2016

Haters gonna hate! Hillary is just too damned healthy and busy preparing for the Olympics, thus accounting for over 8 months of no press conferences and the cancellation of the rest of her poorly attended rallies. You know this is true because Snopes verified the picture above as genuine.

Hillary Drops Out, Cites Health Reasons

By |August 15th, 2016

"I am just too damned healthy to run. It isn't fair to Donald Trump. Trump is weak. He is tired, and I fear I may wear him out completely. I just hope my supporter understands and votes for Woodrow Wilson. Trump has no economic policy and he wants to eat my bicycles. I am going to climb Mount Everest, now, and start a new career in gymnastics."

Snopes Founder: We’re Full of Shit

By |August 15th, 2016

“We claim ‘to provide evidence for such debunkings and confirmation as well‘, but that’s just ridiculous. Do you know how much time that would take? Instead, we just copy and paste parts of the original article into ours, write a couple sentences, and that’s it. I just want to be clear, our website does zero journalism or anything creative, and I’m only telling you this for legal reasons."

Clinton Announces She is in Excellent Health, Denounces “Rumor Mongers”

By |August 13th, 2016

Also promises to stop the TPP she championed publicly 45 times, swears election wasn't rigged, swears she has never lied to the public (seriously). Cognitive dissonance has a field day for Hillarybots.

Dead Man’s Switch Releases Hillary’s (Alleged) Medical Records re. Subcortical Vascular Dementia and Complex Partial Seizures

By |August 11th, 2016

UPDATE: These documents have been called into question but  they did set off a firestorm of interest from actual concerns that knew about her record and her recent absences and behavior. Released were several allegations—the most damaging being a diagnosis of Hillary Clinton that says she has “Complex Partial Seizures” and “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.” This explains over 257 days without press conferences, an inability to stand for long periods of time, not traveling without a medical team, nearby, which is unheard of, and a refusal to debate without releasing conditions.

What Was On that Sign?

By |August 4th, 2016

She froze up, then had to be reassured twice before telling the crowd. Something shook her up. Secret Service has to tell her to "Keep talking. We can handle it. We're not going anywhere." Then she says "Apparently these people are here to protest Trump because  Trump and his kids have killed a lot of animals.So thank you for making that point."Speaking of killing animals, is that like the emails where Hillary talks about sacrificing chickens to Moloch?Man, these elites are weird.

Is Hillary Competent Enough to Hold a Press Conference?

By |August 3rd, 2016

According to earlier reports by The Guardian in 2012, a blood clot was discovered between her brain and skull and she been taking blood thinners. Though her prognosis was excellent at the time, she travels with a physician beside her as stress seems to trigger seizures, and apparently he has an injection pen, as seen. It's been over 240 days since she has had a news conference. The longer the press refuses to challenge the absence of press conferences the more we know they are collectively pitted against Americans themselves, much as they have been proven already by Wikileaks DNC emails revealing a secret DNC collusion with MSNBC, CBS, CNN, New York Times, Washington Post.