Hillary Clinton

Profile in Courage: Local Man Talks Shit About Trump in Liberal Enclave

Dick Smegma, 26, took a courageous stand today by siding with the majority opinion in a deep blue state where everybody hates Trump.

“I’m no hero,” Smegma said humbly to a crowd of cheering Hillary supporters as they burned Trump in effigy. “But sometimes you have to be brave enough to dispense with the courage of your convictions, and side with whatever is popular with the crowd.”

At press time, Mr. Smega was last seen in a Trump rally talking all manner of shit about Clinton. […]

Gratuitous Impiety

A Psychological and Artistic Profile of Piet Mondrian

Mondrian originally wanted to have his painting completely in gray tones, but could not totally contain his flamboyance, hence the dash of color here and there. Aside from his motives for painting in his neoplastic style, his work says a few things own its own. I have not seen this caliber of work since overseeing a kindergarten class pasting paper shapes to the bulletin board. […]