Sorcha Faal

Britain Orders Mass Burnt Offering Sacrifice Of 150,000 Cattle In Occult Bid To Kill President Trump

A Five Eyes “urgent action communication” to the British Commonwealth nation of New Zealand has ordered them to immediately “sacrifice” 150,000 cattle… the Department for External Church Affairs of the Russian Orthodox Church has concluded that this “offering” is being performed at the urging of the Edom-Esau British Royal Family, is, in actuality, an “occult supplication” to the “god” Baal (who is secretly worshiped by all the Royal Houses in Europe) to kill President Donald Trump—with His Holiness Patriarch Kirill comparing this “spiritual battle” to what the Prophet Elijah when he confronted these Edom-Esau worshipers of Baal and declared: “I am the only one of the Lord’s prophets left, but Baal has four hundred and fifty prophets.  Get two bulls for us.  Let Baal’s prophets choose one for themselves, and let them cut it into pieces and put it on the wood but not set fire to it.  I will prepare the other bull and put it on the wood but not set fire to it.  Then you call on the name of your god, and I will call on the name of the Lord.  The god who answers by fire—he is God”.  […]

Independent Press

Inspiring! Trump’s Fiercest Enemies Offering Helpful Twitter Advice

Eschewing their natural instinct to kill a political rival, Trump’s enemies in the establishment GOP and the Democrats gathered together to offer President Trump warm, helpful advice on how to improve his messaging, so he can beat the shit out of them again with even more alacrity in the next cycle. “We love you Donald! We just want you to do well and make our country prosperous and work with us on health care and the economy! We know this Twitter thing is how you got elected and that it is a direct line to your base, a nervous system of the Trump machine that shatters the false reality constructs of so-called rational thinking spawned from General Semantics, the linguistic human engineering of groomed elites…. You know, the same the Rhodes Scholar media uses to manipulate Americans.” […]