Washington Post Exposes Trump’s Top Secret DARPA/CERN Time Travel Project

By |June 23rd, 2017

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed.  Billions had been spent on Project Icarus Rex by DARPA alone. A handful of Swiss and American scientists had initially planned to intervene in a past timeline to prevent World War Three, prevent the African famines, etc. As for President Trump, his first stop was World War Two, but he wasn't there to stop Hitler. Trump was there to "talk shit about Anne Frank and challenge her to an epic rap battle."