Morbidly Obese 1% Millionaire Steals Clothes from Homeless

By |December 18th, 2016

"It's hard enough being homeless, I have endured a lot of insults, but 'Michael Moore called-- he wants his clothes back!' That's just low, man. We didn't ask for this." Michael Moore, a morbidly obese millionaire and darling of media elites, was recently spotted stealing clothing from a homeless veteran while filming a documentary on his life as an anorexic pole dancer and single black mother.