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Sorcha Faal

“Ghost Of John McCain” Rises From Grave To Ignite “Holy War” As Russian and Hungarian Forces Gather On Ukraine Border

October 13, 2018 Sorcha Faal

Even though President Donald Trump has re-set the United States foreign policy to the neutral non-interference state of “Principled Realism” that vows America will no longer interfere in the internal government and/or religious affairs of other nations, the over 30 year Clinton-Bush-Obama Regime legacy of neocon warmonger inspired wars and conflicts he was left to manage has littered Europe, the Middle East, African and Asia with numerous failed state World War III minefields ready to ignite at the slightest provocation. […]

Cloak and Dagger

US Issues Pacific Ocean War Warning After USS John S. McCain Attack Ready To Be Blamed On Russia

August 22, 2017 Sorcha Faal

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]

Fake News

In Brief: Putin Praises McCain for Patriotism, McCain Burns US Flag and Screams “Death to America”

June 9, 2017 JAG

After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted “I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country” an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed “death to America” and cried “I do not appreciate that Russian’s duplicity.” Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. “We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants.” […]

Fake News

MI6 REPORT: ISIS and McCain Exchanged “Dirty Sanchez” for Fake Trump Dossier

January 11, 2017 JAG

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]

Gratuitous Impiety

Mutilated McCain Girl Halloween Tatts

March 24, 2013 JAG

Based on the hoax heard ’round the world, i.e., the fake attack on Ashley Todd by an alleged 6’4″ black Obama supporter which was perpetrated by Todd herself. That’s right, go as the Mutilated Crazy McCain Girl with our high quality temporary tattoos! Tattoos guaranteed to affix backwards in a realistic likeness to make it obvious the mutilation was done in front of a mirror, and that you’re a complete moron. […]