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Nightmare Surrogate Lena Dunham Looks for New Candidate to Destroy by Association

By |February 10th, 2017

Bad Optics Dept. The proof is in the pudding. Try finding one person who switched to Hillary thanks to Lena Dunham, as opposed to switched against Hillary when presented with this idiot. Dunham's crass virtue signaling and blanket accusations of voter ignorance, racism, sexism, xenophobia were actually toxic to Hillary. Nothing is more persuasive than a person who insults and belittles you before hearing you out, that is her theory. The problem for Dunham, though, is that we're on planet Earth.

BREAKING: Beached Blue Whale Identified as Lena Dunham

By |December 26th, 2016

After reports of a beached blue whale surfaced earlier this morning, local wildlife officials were relieved to find that it was only “that drunk fat bitch Lena Dunham, who apparently, beached herself when attempting to obtain ‘an abortion for shits and giggles.'”This was to clarify an earlier statement where she said “Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”Mermaids don’t give birth like humans, but leave thousands of eggs.At press time, cranes had yet to arrive to push her back into the sea.