FOX News

March 2014

Court Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a Vibrator

By |March 8th, 2014

First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be his granddaughter that is offensive to the civilized senses, especially when this is literally the man who sets the tone for right-wing morality in America.

April 2013

I dumped my girlfriend over FOX News, and would do it again.

By |April 3rd, 2013

I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again.

March 2013

If FOX News Spun Jesus of Nazareth…

By |March 27th, 2013

FOX News Spin: JESUS A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER "Jesus loves the enemies of America, and blesses the terrorists. It's clear that Jesus isn't just a nutty liberal, but a terrorist and traitor. We demand his arrest and crucifixion on these grounds immediately!"

If FOX News Existed Throughout History

By |March 15th, 2013

To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson, the most honest part of a newspaper is its advertisements. He also said "I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it." And who can blame him, if Rupert Murdoch, the owner of FOX News, was printing his first pro-Tory tabloid rags way back in 1776. Don't laugh. Look at the ancient bastard.

CIA Polling Companies

By |March 14th, 2013

The CIA memo specifically refers to these propaganda initiatives as "psychological operations" (PSYOPS), that include contracting polling companies to create fraudulent polls that show the NO vote with an advantage over the SI vote, which is false.

Ann Coulter’s Hysterical Defense of Pedophile

By |March 8th, 2013

Child abuse scandals in Washington DC are comparable to the child abuse scandal that rocked the Catholic Church but is in many ways worse.

FOX News Marks Pedophile GOP Rep. as Democrat

By |March 8th, 2013

"We Distort, You Decide" Are you hungry? hungry for the endless propaganda bukkake FOX News unloads on viewers every day? If so, read no further. Why spoil your appetite? In the video above above, FOX News claims former GOP Rep. Mark Foley is a Democrat.

Why Murdoch Really Loves Hillary

By |March 5th, 2013

Murdoch knows she is a straw candidate, and straw burns easily. After the primaries, he will support the Republican presidential candidate just as he always has, with the usual rabid devotion. He hasn't done the Democrats any favors, he's pushing the candidate that he knows his party can easily beat.

25 Media Disinformation Tactics

By |March 3rd, 2013

"The conventional wisdom these days -- as heard on radio talk shows in Virginia, in town meetings in New Mexico, or from taxi drivers in Boston -- is that Americans just don't like the press. What do they think? Would you be surprised to learn that reporters are held in the same low regard as undertakers and insurance salesmen.... and only slightly higher than politicians?"

February 2013

FOX News Bullshit

By |February 28th, 2013

FOX News Bullshit