Sorcha Faal

Bermuda Triangle Of Alaska Erupts With Largest Earthquake Ever Recorded As Over 20,000 People Remain Missing

For over 150 years, Russian scientists have documented the mysterious region known as the “Bermuda Triangle Of Alaska”—most notably the accounts of the native Tlingit peoples living there who, for thousands of years, have integrated in this peculiar religious culture an evil spirit named Kushtaka—that they describe as a cross between a man and an otter that captures people who have drowned or gotten lost, whisking them away to his realm never to be seen again—most particularly lost travelers who wander too close to the pyramids these natives peoples claim lie buried in ice and snow. […]

Clinton Foundation

“Deep State” Coup Erupts Into Open As Iran Readies “Auntie Cockroach” Nuclear Defense Of Shiite World

A petrifying new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today showing how dangerously chaotic our world has become is warning that the Islamic Republic of Iran is in the final phases of preparing its “Auntie Cockroach” nuclear defense of the Shia Islam world as it’s now “the next nation up” being targeted for invasion by the United States and its Western allies, and that comes at the same time the “Deep State” coup d’état against President Donald Trumphas erupted into full public view on US television—with globalist leader Richard Haass first proclaiming to the American people, during an appearance on the leftist-communist cable news channel MSNBC, that “You Need A Deep State”—and who was quickly responded to, a few hours later, by legendary former top FBI official James Kallstrom, while appearing on the rightist-nationalist Fox News cable channel, correctly counter-warning the American people by telling them that that the “Deep State” aligned FBI was now “A criminal ‘Fifth Column’ running an illegal conspiracy to topple President Trump”—with it further to be noted about former FBI Assistant Director Kallstrom that his assessment of what it will take to end this coup d’état against Trump would be to “Shoot Hillary Clinton By Firing Squad For Treason”—and that exactly mirrors the Foreign Intelligence Service warning yesterday that the “Season of Assassins” has begun in the US.   […]

Sorcha Faal

Fierce Battle Erupts In Kremlin Over If To Charge Obama With War Crimes

Upon receiving these secret classified US documents, this report continues, the Prosecutor General’s Office was able to obtain an in-absentia arrest for former Prime Minister Yatsenyuk allowing him to be put on an international wanted list on 21 February 2017.

With Prime Minister Yatsenyuk being the first former foreign head of state to be so charged in the modern era under Federation law, this report details, SC member Matviyenko argued that since the evidence shows former President Obama’s complicity in this international crime too, he should, likewise be charged. […]

Donald Trump

Media Erupts After Trump Eats a Burrito Without Their Permission

After a withering attack for eating a burrito without their consent, Donald Trump ordered a giant 6 foot burrito and appointed it Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself CNN. “He’s appropriating a cultural heritage,” cried CNN’s Don Lemon as his panel nodded grimly. “It’s dangerous and likely to exacerbate racial tensions.” Never one to shy away from controversy, PEOTUS Donald Trump immediately got himself a taco bowl, and washed the meal down with a vintage 2016 bottle of Rachel Maddow’s election night tears. […]