Sorcha Faal

Creepy Porn Lawyer Returns From Emerald City To Save America

The United States has finally become unmoored from reality and set sail upon the “Sea of Liberal Lunacy”—as evidenced by Democratic Party leftists there celebrating their nations 4th of July national Independence Day holiday by denouncing the First Amendment of their Constitution, one of their main publications publishing an article saying that the American Revolution was a mistake, one of their top 2020 presidential candidates butchering US history by comically claiming that “eight immigrants” signed the Declaration of Independence, and Facebook actually removing the Declaration of Independence from its site after they flagged it as “hate speech”—and whose “Captain of Communism” set to lead them on this journey is a man known as “Creepy Porn Lawyer” who has, obviously, just returned from the Land of Oz capitol of Emerald City with his afterwards declaring, on 4 July, that he now has the “brains, heart and courage” to be president—but with suspicions being raised that he, in fact, received them from the Wizard of Oz who had previously given a Scarecrow a “brain”, a Tin Man a “heart” and a Cowardly Lion “courage”, too.  […]