Known to these “nationalist” US bank and oil company giants, but kept from the American people by their corrupted “globalist” aligned mainstream propaganda media, this report says, was that at the same time the Bush-Cheney-Obama-Clinton Regimes were rampaging across the entire world to secure for themselves the energy wealth of Central Asia—both Russia and China were actually using peaceful means to accomplish the same thing—with China initiating its massive “One Belt and Road” mega-project to join Central Asia with Europe and Africa—while Russia embarked an equally massive project to build pipelines from Central Asia to Europe—and through which massive amounts of natural gas is now able to flow through Russia from Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan to the energy starved European Union. […]
In a surprising development, crazed Green Party candidate Jill Stein called for a recount of her 10,984 pit hairs in hopes that it could somehow influence the electoral college and flip the election. Catatonic Clinton volunteers, still in grief and shock, had already counted the hairs twice in a painfully mistaken belief they could use them to replace the ballots in Michigan.
“The hairy Green bitch lied to us!” cried a rueful Rose Pudenda. “I have arthritis and I can’t afford this aggravation. It took me five minutes to flip her the bird.” […]
A dapper Michael Michael Moore visits Trump Tower to demand a cheese pizza. The aesthetically-challenged George Soros dropping also asked for a hot dog before being escorted out the door with several kicks. […]