In Brief

CNN, Your Tears Are Delicious!

“Those who would destroy our lives with lies, will themselves be destroyed by truth.” Cicada 3301.

Hmmm. Yummy, CNN, your tears are delicious.

Looks like CNN, and the mainstream media has so much contempt for you they don’t even think you deserve the right to feel upset about anything but what they want you to. Literally. They think you don’t have a right to care about the things that really matter to you, so right now, these swamp nobles have decreed that you must drop everything, and care about only what matters to them, and right now it’s President Trump tweeting mean things about CNN, and that should take precedence over everything in your sad little flyover lives. Specifically, you should personally be offended by a meme of Trump wrestling a CNN logo. Yep. That’s it. They want you to lose sleep over this, to march over this, to beat your kids for not caring, to self-immolate like a Buddhist monk in protest over this, to divorce your wives and husbands if they’re not upset about this too. […]