The key was the raid on the offices of Donald Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, on April 9th. The aim of the raid was to find material with which to blackmail Trump and thus force him to order an attack on Russian troops in Syria and start WW3, according to CIA and Pentagon sources. Since Trump’s Atlantic City casinos went bankrupt in 1991, 1992, 2004, and 2009 and since Trump was likely to have been bailed out by Russian gangsters and other dubious characters, there can be no doubt that plenty of blackmail material was found. The U.S. military responded by posing for the following picture on the night of the raid. […]
Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth.
“Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is bleeding all over the table! We’re trying to eat here!”
Worse, not too long ago it was a bunch of creepy texts from Psycho Joe to the President, but this is a bit of an escalation. “Cry for help maybe?” the agent asked. […]