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Director Sergey Naryshkin was summoned to Washington D.C. this past week to meet with White House Chief of Staff General John Kelly, US Secretary of Defense General James “Mad Dog” Mattis and CIA Director Mike Pompeo—and who, during this historic meeting, provided SVR Director Naryshkin documentary proof proving that US Army General Joseph Votel, the commander of the United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM), disobeyed a direct order from President Donald Trump when he shockingly appeared on the American cable news network CNN and threatened Turkish military forces in Syria—and where also during this meeting, these top US officials further stated that Trump is considering ordering the mass arrest of his “Deep State” enemies who are attempting to overthrow him in a coup. [ […]

One of the central “deep cover” operations conducted by Marcus Dwayne Robertson for both the FBI and CIA, this report says, was the recruitment and training of “patsy” assassins—with one of the most notorious of them being Omar Mateen—who , on 12 June 2016, killed 49 people and wounded 58 others inside the Pulse gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida—and whom Robertson had personally radicalized and trained. […]

CNN Chief Jeff Zucker was never easy on the eyes, but now a rash of penis suicides has hit the nation as male genitals are bullied online with taunts of “Jeff Zucker head”, “Butt Fucker Zucker,” “Zuck face”, “CNN is Fake News!”, “CNN is ISIS!” and “Mother Zucker” that in best case scenarios, only resolves with years of therapy; but in worst cases, ends in suicide and tragedy. The report, “Penile Suicide and Jeff Zucker’s Ugly Bitch Ass Face: A Twin Tragedy” was conducted by the University of Jeff Zucker Can Go Fuck Himself, and just published today. […]