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Genius Max Laughlin, who is only 13-years old, understands and can explain any scientific theory to anyone. Max has the unique ability to break down the information into bits we can all understand. And he’s going to explain that he believes the CERN hadron collider in Europe destroyed our universe but flung us into another, and that’s why we all experience the Mandala Effect. […]

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.” […]