Former Miss Universe and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took time off from beating the shit out of Robbie Mook and John Podesta to make a rare post-election appearance. Her disarming beauty was enough to make her fiercest enemies reconsider their enmity and in some cases, pen love letters to the failed presidential candidate. The incredibly healthy young woman, also known for her gymnastic prowess and Olympic credentials after participating Rio, finally made a rare post-election appearance

Traipsing through the woods, as angels walked with her in counsel and blue jays alighted on her fingertips, the wondrous beauty … oh hell. I can’t do this.

How’s that for “fake news”?

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