Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

As the world’s two superpower countries Russia and the United States continue walking on the edge of the abyss in Syria, and Russian citizens are being told to pack essentials for their stays in bomb shelters, a new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that German Chancellor Angela Merkel has just informed President Donald Trump that her nation will not participate in any attack on the Syrian people—and whose decision was spurred by the US suddenly deploying its nuclear war Boeing E-4B Nightwatch “Doomsday Plane” in preparation for World War III—with it to be noted that this deployment came within an hour of the believed to be “take down” of a Greek-NATOwarplane by elite Russian Spetsnaz forces for its threatening Russia’s ally Turkey. […]

A fascinating Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details a lengthy exchange held during today’s meeting between Members President Putin and Chairwoman of the Council of Federation Valentina Matviyenko wherein “alarms” were expressed relating to recent communications held between Chairwoman Matviyenko and former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Matviyenko and Clinton are long time comrades) regarding the 2010 “deal” made between Russia and the Obama regime for the release of Masterspy “N”—and who was previously identified as being Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) “deep cover operative” Lidiya Guryev—whose now legendary exploits allowed her to penetrate the most secure regions of the American government to such an extent, a widely popular US television series, titled “The Americans”, was created in her honor.  […]

With their knowing that the coming arrest of Hillary Clinton and her coup plotting criminal associates will spell their own doom, too, this report concludes, the leftist US mainstream propaganda media establishment have now gone so far as to employ Orwellian “Facecrime” tactics against President Trump—a concept in which one’s facial expressions, known to be a reflection of one’s thoughts, can be a violation of the law if those expressions are interpreted as subversive or disapproving of the ruling regime—and was put of full and disgusting display this past week when high school boy children were threatened with death because these leftist media overlords determined they looked at a native American man the wrong way—a native American man, mind you, that was proclaimed by the leftist media to be a Vietnam War veteran hero—but whose truth of shows him having never served in this war, even though he illegally raised money for himself claiming he did, and whose actual military service showed him being a drunk who repeatedly went AWOL—thus leaving it no wonder why Trump has just told his Press Secretary Sarah Sanders not to bother with press briefings anymore, as these leftists wouldn’t know the truth if it hit them in their heads.  […]