Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

CNN has outlandishly reported that Turkish military forces have killed the famous Hollywoodactor Bradley Cooper—with CNN breathlessly reporting to its Middle East viewers that Turkey had killed two US special forces troops, one of whom they identified as “American Sniper” Chris Kyle—with their using a picture of Cooperwho portrayed Kyle as an actor—with the Pentagon quickly denying this outrageous claim—but that immediately after which, saw President Donald Trump ordering one of the CIA’s main terror groups in Syria to be listed as terrorists. […]

Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and his American counterpart US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (both of whom are on the African Continent, with Tillerson have cancelled all events today and have established a secure communication channel enabling advisors of both President Putin and President Trump to maintain continuous contact while investigations are taking place into the whereabouts of US Navy Vice Admiral Charles Richard—who is the Deputy Commander of the United States Strategic Command (USSTRATCOM) that controls Americas nuclear weapons in time of war—and who, for reasons unknown, has not had his presence accounted for in the past nearly 24 hours.   […]

"Do you believe one damn word a woman like her says? How can America believe this when yesterday she proved to us that when you are a corrupt person she's gonna promote you! What did she do with Debbie Wasserman-Shultz? I'm not a sheep for Bernie or anyone else!" […]