Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

According to this report, Ambassador Antonov, this past week, sought MoFA leadership permission to seek meetings with the new Democrat Party leadership of the US Congress to mend Russia-US ties—with his stating that with the midterm elections now over, he wished for a serious discussion on ways to mend relations, and restore inter-parliamentary dialogue between the two countries. […]

Britain’s Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Boris Johnson who appeared on German television stating positively that the poison affecting the Skripals came from Russia, thus igniting the tit-for-tat expulsions of hundreds of Russian and Western diplomats and pushing the world to the brink of war—with Secretary Johnson, also, being supported by the UK Foreign Office who, likewise, Tweeted that the nerve agent used in the poisoning of the Skripals came directly from Russia—but who have now deleted their weeks old Tweet with their further comically stating that Secretary Johnson made no such claim at all, in spite of everyone in the world having watched him do so.  […]

Syrian President Assad himself, this report details, exposed this “critical flaw” in US foreign policy in 2015 when he stated: “Western propaganda has, from the very beginning, been about the cause of the problem being the president. Why? Because they want to portray the whole problem in Syria lies in one individual; and consequently the natural reaction for many people is that, if the problem lies in one individual, that individual should not be more important than the entire homeland. So let that individual go and things will be alright. That’s how they oversimplify things in the West.” [And that’s why the media deceives the public into thinking that all of our problems, from sexism to racism, can be fixed by removing President Trump.] […]