Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

With neither the Executive or Legislative Branches of the US government exerting their rights under the Constitution to interpret its meanings for themselves as they are supposed to do, this report details, America has been continued to be ruled by “Judicial Tyranny”—thus creating a highly distorted system of governance where judicial fiat is substituted for the will of the people, and unelected judges become more powerful than the representatives elected by citizens to protect their interests. […]

The United States Department of State (DoS) “activated/initiated” the 20 June 1963 “Hot Line Agreement”  to inform the Federation of Russia that  North Korea was in violation of the 27 July 1953 Armistice Agreement for the Restoration of the South Korean State—and as this is “an act of war”, President Donald Trump is preparing to invoke the Proliferation Strategy Initiative (PSI) to respond. With Russia being one of the 105 member nations signing the PSI agreement, this means the Federation will now have to defend America. […]

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]