Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

An angrily worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today denounces British Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson for his unhinged World War III threat that came after Russian Ambassador to the United Kingdom Alexander Yakovenko called the so-called Skripal poison case a “false flag” operation conducted by the UK secret services—and whose increasingly convoluted facts about has seen the UK not even able to answer even the most simple questions posed to them by the Ministry.   […]

With new evidence supporting her assertions of bravery under sniper fire, we humbly retract the last story regarding Hillary’s Tuzla adventures. We remain forever shamed that we ever questioned Hillary’s heroism, and offer our most sincere apologies to the Clinton camp. […]

SVR… reporting that the believed to be “lost” emails belonging to former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton were recovered on 1 June when special agents of the American Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) raided a home in Dearborn, Michigan, owned by a “shell company” belonging to top Clinton aide Huma Abedin’s brother and sister. […]