Psychologists Announce New Shit Stain Card After Hillary Announces She is a Rorschach Test

A fascinating Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today details a lengthy exchange held during today’s meeting between Members President Putin and Chairwoman of the Council of Federation Valentina Matviyenko wherein “alarms” were expressed relating to recent communications held between Chairwoman Matviyenko and former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Matviyenko and Clinton are long time comrades) regarding the 2010 “deal” made between Russia and the Obama regime for the release of Masterspy “N”—and who was previously identified as being Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) “deep cover operative” Lidiya Guryev—whose now legendary exploits allowed her to penetrate the most secure regions of the American government to such an extent, a widely popular US television series, titled “The Americans”, was created in her honor.  […]

The Democratic front-runner says she's raising big checks to help state committees, but they've gotten to keep only 1 percent of the $60 million raised. Those parties rely on that money to get re-elected, and they are getting 1 cent on the dollar. This is why they supported Hillary in the first place.

The Sanders campaign first raised questions about the arrangement in an April 18 letter from Brad Deutsch, the attorney for Sanders’ campaign, to U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the chair of the DNC. […]

Within hours of President Donald Trump taking control of the  entire US intelligence community in the aftermath of the brutal massacre of an FBI informant and his entire family this past week, the assessment of Russian intelligence analysts that they were “only able to guess as to which of Hillary Clinton’s criminal associates will be reported to have suddenly died in the coming weeks”, has become brutally accurate after reports have emerged showing that Trump assassins have now taken out President Obama’s top spy chief Michael Hayden. […]