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Russia: CIA “Genocide Expert” Behind Charlottesville Mob Violence

According to this report, in 2012, Brennen Gilmore shown here interviewed by MSNBC at the recent riot, was a known CIA deep cover operative stationed by the Obama regime as a Deputy Chief of Mission to the US Embassy in the Central African Republic, and who worked exclusively with the Muslim rebel group Séléka that were successful in the overthrow of that nations Christian majority controlled government on 24 March 2013—thereafter causing a Christian militia backlash of genocidal proportions known today as “The Forgotten Conflict” because of its being ignored by the West.

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The Warning Memo That Got Trump Ally Fired by McMaster Proved True

The Endgame for Global Corporatists & Bankers : "Exploitation of populations, unfettered by national protections and notions of personal morality and piety." This is not politics as usual but rather political warfare at an unprecedented level that is openly engaged in the direct targeting of a seated president through manipulation of the news cycle. It must be recognized on its own terms so that immediate action can be taken...

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Trump’s Defeat Of ISIS And Trade War On China Ignored By US Media

While Islamic State (IS/ISIS/ISIL/Daesh) terror forces in Syria are but days away from total defeat, and a global trade war between Communist China and the United States to reclaim tens-of-millions of lost US jobs is ready to erupt next week, the global leader behind these momentous events, President Donald Trump, is, once again, being pummeled by his “Deep State” media enemies over a “fake news” event perpetrated yesterday by leftist-Marxist violent extremists. 

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President Trump Given Final “Deep State” Warning: “We Are Going To Kill This Guy”

According to this report, barely a fortnight after Rush Limbaugh (the most listened to radio broadcaster in all the US) warned that his sources were telling him that the “Deep State” was recruiting retired US military generals to lead a coup against President Trump, a “Deep State” operative named Philip Mudd, just yesterday, loudly proclaimed on the CNN news programme The Lead With Jack Tapper that his forces were preparing to kill America’s new leader.  Philip Mudd, this report details, is an ex-deputy director of the CIA's Counterterrorist Center who, in 2005, was appointed by then FBI Director Robert Mueller to serve as the first-ever deputy director of that intelligence agencies newly established National Security Branch—with Robert Mueller, also, being the Special Prosecutor appointed to lead the “Deep States” Russia hysteria “witch hunt” against President Trump.

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Hillary Clinton “Turns To God” As Trump Plea Deal Looms And Democrat Death Scandal Erupts

Hillary Clinton is now “turning to God” and contemplating becoming a preacher as reports surface that the US Department of Justice has offered her a plea deal, while at the same time her “death list” continues to grow—the latest death being a black male prostitute turning up dead at the home of one of her top white Democratic Party donors. 

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The KKK and the ADL

As a fall-back, the ADL has also said that "there is no real evidence of [Albert] Pike's role in the Klan; and even if there is such evidence, the issue is not important." Yet we are talking about institutionalized lynchings, murder, domestic terrorism and a legacy still affecting us today, so why is that not important if you are a purported civil rights organization? Also, some notes on the ADL's memorable history of attacking anti-apartheid activists in America. We need to understand this because Google and Facebook have just given the ADL full authority to determine what is racist and what is not. They have been flagging "inappropriate" websites, YouTube videos and policing thought for years now.

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Trump Evacuated From White House After Massive 9/11 Spy System Discovered 

A conversation held between Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson in Manila has revealed that President Donald Trump was ordered evacuated from his White House after it was discovered to be “riddled” with listening devices implanted throughout the entire mansion—and whose placements were purposed there to ensure that no evidence related to the 11 September 2001 (9/11) attacks on the United States would be discussed at any level.

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Russia Declares “State Of War Now Exists”: Orders “Masterchain” Destruction Of America

“The signing of new sanctions against Russia into law by the US president leads to several consequences. First, any hope of improving our relations with the new US administration is over. Second, the US just declared a full-scale trade war on Russia. Third, the Trump administration demonstrated it is utterly powerless, and in the most humiliating manner transferred executive powers to Congress.

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Trump Counterattack Begins: “No One Knows Who Will Survive”

Interestingly, this report details, the motivations underlying the Obama-Clinton “Deep State” plot to overthrow President Trump lies in the perverse practice of top American intelligence, foreign ministry and military officials leaving government service to take multi-million dollar positions in private companies—all of whom live extravagant lifestyles unable to be paid for by their US government pensions, and that President Trump had vowed to destroy.

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Russian Puts All US Diplomats Under “Strict Surveillance”, Orders 755 To Leave Country 

According to this report, in a retaliatory move against the United States this past week, the Security Council ordered the FSB to begin “seizure proceedings” against two US owned properties in the Moscow Oblast—one of which, a US diplomatic warehouse, was discovered to have in it a significant number of scientific and laboratory equipment whose “purpose and usage” has yet to be explained by the Americans. Raising the concerns of the FSB relating to what was contained in this US warehouse, this report explains, is that it coincided with a US Air Force Modification/Amendment Notice titled Synovial Tissue / RNA Samples (Solicitation Number: FA3016-17-U-0164) that requested immediate genetic testing of the Russian population—and whose Notice exactly states: “…all samples (Synovial tissue and RNA samples) shall be collected from Russia and must be Caucasian.  The Government will not consider tissue samples from Ukraine.”

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Breaking: Rinse Penis Says Leaker Allegations Ridiculous

Dick.

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Trump Becomes Lincoln As New Civil War To Free America From Slavery Begins

An astonishing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today (reading as if it was written in 1860 instead of 2017) reveals that America’s Republican Party President Donald Trump has engaged in full assault upon his nation’s Democratic Party “slave masters” that echoes what that countries first Republican Party President Abraham Lincoln did in the mid 19th Century—where Lincoln, just like Trump today, had to battle these Democratic Party monsters to free the United States from the cruel yoke of slavery, but at the cost of a Civil War that left over 1 million dead.

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