Neither D is for “Dork”

By |February 23rd, 2013

Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc among the peace loving citizens of your homeland. Springing immediately into action you nock an arrow and let fly into the black heart of the Ritualist presiding over this blasphemous summoning.

Anyssa Kim

By |February 21st, 2013

Poet and author Anyssa Kim offers a play inspired by the abortion debate. Sam, a performance artist, goes off the deep end and makes an "art" piece using dead babies from an abortion clinic and... well, read on.

Bill O’Reilly Deterrent Hits Market

By |February 16th, 2013

Planning on working at FOX with Bill O'Reilly? Or perhaps just making an appearance on the O'Reilly Factor? then act now! Try our new O'Reilly Sexual Harassment Deterrent Apparel™! First 100 orders will receive free loofah necklaces to further help ward off Bill O'Reilly or his surrogate demon-spawn stalkers.

Don’t Hate Them, Pity Them.

By |February 14th, 2013

Behold, it’s not easy being a neo-Nazi. This German public service announcement illustrates the unseen obstacles and handicaps facing these human urinal cakes as they try to go about their daily lives.

9/11 Heroes Buried in Garbage Dump

By |February 14th, 2013

One reason New Yorkers detest Rudy, perhaps, is his lack of respect for the fallen when he called off the recovery effort at Ground Zero on Nov. 1, 2001, after $200 million in gold bullion was recovered.

Anti-Drug Ads Too Scary to Air

By |February 11th, 2013

And I thought meth was cool! Then along came this... This may well be the scariest anti-drug ad you will ever see. If there are children in the room, you are well-advised to ask them to leave. If there are any of you out there with heart conditions, let this serve as a warning.

The Lincoln-Douglas Debates

By |February 11th, 2013

"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved; I do not expect the house to fall; but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other. Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it, and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in the course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward till it shall become alike lawful in all the States, old as well as new, North as well as South."

The Inhalers

By |February 10th, 2013

As it is a well-established fact that both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew marijuana on their plantations, this is an objective and clinical dramatization of their lives as stoner Rastafarians...

Gump 2

By |February 10th, 2013

The O.J. Simpson trial revisited. Here’s some little known facts regarding this case: when the prosecution’s star witness, Det. Mark Fuhrman, was asked by F. Lee Bailey whether or not he planted the infamous bloody glove at the crime scene, Fuhrman plead the fifth so as not to incriminate himself. Despite this, Judge Lance Ito forbade the jury from hearing this critical testimony. Two detectives admitted taking blood samples from the lab to the crime scene, with blood missing when those samples were returned. The "evidence" against Simpson had EDTA, a chemical preservative that keeps blood from clotting which is also found in the sample containers. When asked if they planted this DNA evidence, they plead the 5th too. Despite this, many in the media continue to malign the competency of the Simpson jury because they did not, clearly, bother to see the trial.

CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED)

By |February 7th, 2013

Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18, 2014.