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I’m a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man’s Body

By |November 27th, 2016

In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such  as my ladder.

Ministry of Truth? Snopes a Fake News Source for Fake MSM News

By |November 26th, 2016

Here's an interesting experiment: bend your arm, palm facing outwards. Beat the back of your hand against your chest repeatedly as you jerk your head back and forth. This is what you look like when you quote Snopes as an authority. Here they are, in fact, the geniuses behind Snopes "fact checking" scam.

Putin Orders Nukes To EU Doorstep After Obama Sides With Nazism In UN Vote

By |November 24th, 2016

President Putin has ordered the immediate deployment to the Kaliningrad Oblast of the dreaded supersonic nuclear-capable Iskander mobile ballistic missile system and the feared S-400 air missile defence system as a “direct response” to President Obama joining with Ukraine as one of only 3 nations in the entire world to vote against the United Nations resolution condemning the glorification of Nazism. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]

#PizzaGate Pedophilia Scandal: New York Times Already on Defensive

By |November 23rd, 2016

In regards to the Hollywood and DC child sex rings, damage control makes the elite defend the indefensible: pedophilia. A two-year old article reflects the framing of the scandal as it first appeared. Incidentally, to the pervert who wrote this at the NYT, Margo Kaplan, pedophilia is indeed a crime and you might want to look into the law books to see just how serious it is. "Pedophilia is a Disorder, Not a Crime" just won't fly in the courts or with anyone that's ever been molested or raped as a child.

The “59 Grassy Knoll Witnesses Conspired to Lie” Conspiracy Theory

By |November 22nd, 2016

Because 59 witnesses would have to conspire to present the same consistent account, the most ridiculous and obvious conspiracy theory of all is coming from the Lone Gunman Conspiracy Theorists.

Sexy Hillary

By |November 19th, 2016

Former Miss Universe and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took time off from beating the shit out of Robbie Mook and John Podesta to make a rare post-election appearance. Her disarming beauty was enough to make her fiercest enemies reconsider their enmity and in some cases, pen love letters to the failed presidential candidate.

Kennedy and Trump Compared

By |November 18th, 2016

Two very different styles, but two very common enemies. Perhaps this is why Bill Gates compared him to JFK.

Google, Facebook Attack on “Fake News” Violation of Right to Free Speech

By |November 17th, 2016

The attack on news sites with alternative viewpoints constitutes an attack on free speech. We know for a fact Google's Eric Schmidt was working with the Clinton campaign. We do know that the targeted "fake news" is largely conservative. A class-action lawsuit by aggrieved parties targeting the Google monopoly and attack on free speech may be appropriate here, and it will stick.

So Dems That Didn’t Vote are Racists, Sexists Too? Media Refuse to Concede They’re Stupid Bastards

By |November 17th, 2016

So millions of white, black, Latino, Asian, male, and female Obama voters from 2012 simply didn't vote this year. They are as much to "blame" for Hillary's loss as the media generated stereotype of the racist, ignorant white mid-west male, but they can't rightfully be blamed at all. Had she gotten Obama's numbers, it would have been a slaughter, but then again, it's Hillary. You can't shame people into liking a turd, and fuck you very much for trying, Jeff Zucker.

Did Clinton Take it Out on Podesta and Mook? Latest from VL

By |November 16th, 2016

"She was in a room full of 7 people and one of them is a reporter from CNN or MSNBC. She threw hot coffee on John Podesta and screamed 'You and your crimes are going to be exposed for all the world.' Then she literally lunged at him screaming die die!!!! Three people had to restrain her. This happened at 9.00 last night PST, so I guess midnight NY time.... Podesta took the worst of it, Hillary slapped him hard, called him a pervert, and a fool and said something about Obama being the Clinton’s Benedict Arnold. Hillary was raging on Obama calling him a turncoat.”

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