CNN Fail: Suicide Prevention Counselors Urge Don “Fake News” Lemon to Kill Himself

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“This is certainly not the way we were brought up, saying this to you, but we don’t think we are evil in saying it. We strongly suggest, say, eating a nice, caramelized bucket of broken glass, washed down with a refreshing, chilled glass of Prestone anti-freeze. We recommend cliff diving in Acapulco, with a practice run from a hotel roof. Shaving with a chainsaw was also suggested by our focus group, provided it was done in the dark, on a trampoline. An ear piercing with a jackhammer was another favored suggestion, and my personal one, as well.” […]

Trump Forces Assassinate CIA/Democrat Fundraiser In Retaliation For Plot To Murder 3 US Senators

Sorcha Faal

The battle now occurring in the United States between radical leftist Democrat Party operatives and President Donald Trump backed Republican Party forces over the appointment of US Federal Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the US Supreme Court took a deadly turn this past Thursday when the home addresses and personal information of three top Republican US Senators (whose votes are vital to Kavanaugh’s appointment) were dangerously released to the public endangering their lives, should leftist murderers find them—and that loyal Trump forces quickly retaliated against by assassinating a CIA-linked Democrat Party fundraiser named Philip Trenary. […]

Benjamin Fulford: Hundreds of top Khazarian mobsters, including the Bush family, renditioned to Gitmo

Benjamin Fulford 

In a historic moment of poetic justice, most of the U.S.-based top perpetrators of the fake “war on terror” have now themselves been renditioned to the U.S. Navy camp in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Pentagon sources say.  “The Rothschild assets George Soros, Peter Munk, Peter Sutherland, the Bushes, the Podestas, and many others may have been airlifted to Gitmo for military tribunals, as the Department of Defense spends $500M to upgrade the prison and send more military police and Marines,” the sources say. […]

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Gratuitous Impiety

The Children’s Crusade didn’t end well. And it won’t end well this time, either. The script is simple. The network is promulgating a demagogue and crisis actor as we can see in this video shot by a schoolmate regarding his 26 year-old debate partner from California who lied about being at the shooting. […]

Thrice-Greatest Hermes

Books

Such are what at first sight may appear to be the comparatively scanty remains of what was once an exceedingly abundant literature. But when we remember that this literature was largely reserved and kept secret, we cannot but congratulate ourselves that so much has been preserved; indeed, as we shall see later on, but for the lucky chance of a Hermetic apologist selecting some of the sermons to exemplify the loyal nature of the Trismegistic teaching with respect to kings and rulers, we should be without any Hermetic Corpus at all, and dependent solely on our extracts and fragments. […]

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War Imminent After Trump Surrounds Mexico With Aircraft Carriers And Admits Conflict Declaration Ready

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

United States Navy supercarrier USS Nimitz (CVN-68) left its Kitsap-Bremerton homeport in Washington during the past week and is now patrolling the waters of the western coast of Mexico—the Nimitz-class nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) left its San Diego homeport in California this past week and is now patrolling the waters off the western coast of Mexico—and the Nimitz-class nuclear powered aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) left its homeport in Newport-Virginia this past week and is now patrolling the waters off the eastern coast of Mexico known as “WestLant” (short for Western Atlantic)—all of whose war deployments are coming just a fortnight from when women, babies and children belonging to the extended Mormon family of Republican Party US Senator Mitt Romney were brutally massacred in Mexico—a massacre carried out by the murderous super-cartel known as the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) which is now the most powerful criminal organization in Mexico having a confirmed presence in 22 Mexican states as well as the United States, Central America, and South America. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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