New Details Emerge on McCain-Graham Effort to Launch World War III

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]

“I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I’m tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my doctor questions my ability to eat my bicycles. You are all a bunch of shoe boxes, you make me want to silverware. Fuckers.” […]

Raising the MoD’s concerns about the USS James E. Williams being in the Black Sea so close to Russia’s border, this report explains, is that it places this rocket killing American warship in the direct flight path of the Soyuz-2.1b rocket scheduled to be launched from the Vostochny Cosmodrome tomorrow—and that President Putin, 3 hours ago, ordered to be protected by over 400 specialized Land Forces troops and their 85 pieces of war machinery—and which includes the feared S-500 “superweapon”  whose projectiles travel at hypersonic speeds of five to seven kilometers per second enabling them to intercept opposing hypersonic cruise missiles—and that are, also, able to “swat down incoming Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles and low-orbit satellites in space”.

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