Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

During a limited press conference yesterday, Trump obliquely revealed the truth of this event by his describing how “I was all by myself in the White House…that’s a big, big house…except for all the guys out on the lawn with machine guns… I was waving to them…I never saw so many guys with machine guns in my life…both Secret Service and military”—and that immediately afterwards, then saw Trump declaring he would no longer tolerate America’s wars he rightly called nothing more than “Sand & Death”. […]

A thought-provoking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that production is set to begin on the world’s most feared anti-aircraft/anti-missile/anti-satellite defense system known as the S-500, states that its S-400 predecessor (one of the best air-defence systems currently made)  has just started a 10-day “destruction countdown” clock for the Western military alliance North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) without its even having been fired—and is when Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan says his NATO aligned nation having this military alliance’s second largest force will begin receiving the Russian built S-400 missile defense system in outright defiance of President Donald Trump’s threat to impose “crippling sanctions” on them for doing so—and if imposed, will very likely see Turkey leaving NATOfracturing this military alliance—but is an action not cared about by Trump who today now presides over the longest economic expansion the United States has ever seen in its entire history.  […]

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]