Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

“Deep State, Department of Justice and FBI operatives are so in panic, they’re now ratting out each other”—a panic increasing by the hour after, less than 24-hours ago, the Trump supporting Italian newspaper Il Foglio shockingly revealed that missing and presumed dead “Deep State” operative Joseph Mifsud, who began the entire Russiagate coup plot by his meeting with Trump campaign official George Papadopoulos, has been hiding these past two years an apartment complex in Rome a stones throw away from the US Embassy […]

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited “Golden Showers” Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This “leak” was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a “dirty Sanchez” with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover’s lip with feces and semen. […]

Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and his American counterpart US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (both of whom are on the African Continent, with Tillerson have cancelled all events today and have established a secure communication channel enabling advisors of both President Putin and President Trump to maintain continuous contact while investigations are taking place into the whereabouts of US Navy Vice Admiral Charles Richard—who is the Deputy Commander of the United States Strategic Command (USSTRATCOM) that controls Americas nuclear weapons in time of war—and who, for reasons unknown, has not had his presence accounted for in the past nearly 24 hours.   […]