Scare the living shit out of your neighbors with the ultimate Halloween Costume!
Based on the hoax heard ’round the world, i.e., the fake attack on Ashley Todd by an alleged 6’4″ black Obama supporter which was perpetrated by Todd herself. That’s right, go as the Mutilated Crazy McCain Girl with our high quality temporary tattoos! Tattoos guaranteed to affix backwards in a realistic likeness to make it obvious the mutilation was done in front of a mirror, and that you’re a complete moron.
Here are just a few words from our many, many satisfied customers.
Comes in box of 12. For an extra $3, our deluxe package includes a real black eye, applied personally by one of our trained professionals.
To order, send a $5 check or money order to:Mutilated McCain Girl Halloween Tatts P.O. Box 7289 Happy Lane Bowels of Hell, 6th Ring
Act now and get a free McCain/Palin button for an even more convincing effect!
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