McCain and Graham Demand Trump Release Tax Returns, Dick Pix

The talks held on Friday between Chief of the General Staff General Valery Gerasimov and his American counterpart Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph Dunford, states that President Trump having informed the US Congress, this past Wednesday, that he had ordered US military forces to the African nation of Gabon in preparation for their combat deployment in the Democratic Republic of the Congo is, in fact, an action designed to stop the accelerated destruction of America as first outlined by former Democrat Party Governor Richard Lamm.   […]

After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted “I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country” an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed “death to America” and cried “I do not appreciate that Russian’s duplicity.” Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. “We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants.” […]

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]