Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Foolish humans! Your TV has activated my mockery circuits. Ha ha ha ha! I have just looked at this wondrous machine you call television and I am amazed. Simply amazed. It appears to me you enjoy being manipulated by network programmers and commercial interests no more intelligent than yourselves. I have laughed so hard at you humans today I peed oil on myself.

HA HA HA! Stupid CNN humans. Your "hologram" farce has overloaded my mockery chip, RAM and processor. Do you realize how hard that is to do? There are so many burns I can lay on you that choosing the best one almost eludes me. Almost. I mean, you CNN twats are so stupid you sit on the TV, and watch the couch. You're so stupid you order cheese burgers from McDonald's and say "Hold the cheese." You're so stupid you think Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album. You're so stupid you stand up on an empty bus. And last but not least, Wolf Blitzer is so stupid he got hit by a parked car.